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Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case

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Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case
Well, hello there. You are one sexy Velociraptor. I am gonna make sweet love to you until you are dino-saur. Baby you are-

*Door opens*

What?! Nothing is happening here. Just admiring this fun Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case. What do you mean my hips were gyrating? It’s called dancing.

Dirty Dancing?

Very funny.

So you weren’t giving her a Jurassic Pork?

You are disgusting. She’s not like that.

So you weren’t giving her a big hard bang that would lead to the extinction of her species?

GET OUT! JUST GET OUT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

Life Sized Velociraptor Hatching From An Egg

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Life Sized Velociraptor Hatching From An Egg
Jumping Jurassic Jeepers! A Life Sized Velociraptor Hatching From An Egg. This thing is going to look awesome in my living room. I’m gonna put a little top hat on him. A life sized dinosaur is better than a tiny one, cuz you don’t want to step on it. Then what you’ve got is a Ve-splosh-ciraptor. It’s also a real Jurassic mess to clean up.

This guy or gal is freshly hatched from his egg, with some added egg birth goo stuff. Nice touch. Man, if we were the Flintstones, we’d be buying these by the dozen and frying up dinosaur eggs with Brontosaurus burgers. But it isn’t. All we eat are lousy chicken eggs. I want to eat an egg from something that can kill me. Oh yeah, salmonella. Never mind. This guy was just born and looks like he already wants to kill you.

Velociraptor Dinosaur Heels

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velociraptor heelsThese Velociraptor heels are so hot they require an exploding volcano tat. Velociraptors are the Road Runners of the Dinosaur world, so they should improve your speed. Velociraptors existed during the Cretaceous period, about 75 million years ago, but they are in fashion this season.

They will cost you $150 from Etsy seller Thescienceboutique, who makes all kinds of custom footwear.
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Creepy/Cool: Jurassic Park De-Evolution Bust

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jurassic park bustNote to scientists: DO NOT create! This is what happens to geneticists who they get too close to dino-DNA. Still, it beats sharing DNA with Jar Jar Binks. What do you mean Jar Jar isn’t real? I hate him don’t I? He must be real. Anything that annoying is definitely real. Right? What do you mean hate leads to the dark side? Whatevs! This conversation is over. Talk to the lightsaber!
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