This Living Dead Dolls The Conjuring 2 The Nun Doll needs to get thee to the nunnery cuz this biatch is evil. Hey, did you hear the one about the priest that asked the nun why she’s always doing laundry? It’s cuz she has a lot of bad habits. I’d get this doll, but I’m too scared she’s gonna whack my hand with a ruler at night and make me say like 20 Hail Marys. Those eyes!
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Kill It With Fire – Baby Vampire Demon Doll
Anddddd that’s enough internet for today. This nightmare inducing Baby Vampire Demon Doll video has everyone freaking out, jumping out of tall buildings, screaming and clutching their hair, and setting their laptops and smartphones on fire in the hopes that it will kill this monstrosity. I torched my laptop too. That’s why I have to share this from a public computer in the library. Since I’ve been here, I already saw one neck-beard crying and rocking back and forth when he pulled this gem up.
This nightmarish toy sits propped atop a grave with a baby bottle filled with red blood, sitting next to it. Also, the eyes follow the camera everywhere as a terrifying soundtrack plays. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go steal neckbeard’s wallet while he’s stunned.
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Terrifying Tea Cups
Etsy seller CarrionComfort sells these Terrifying Tea Cups and other tea accessories like sugar bowls. They’ve scared me off of tea for good I think. So basically I can never move to England. You can choose from several styles including Billy from Saw, Twisty the Clown, a broken doll and more.
Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll
Look out for this minislasher. The Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll is the terror of mini Camp Crystal Lake. Jason comes dressed in real cloth clothing and has 9 points of articulation. Also an appropriately sized machete. He’s a psycho of small stature. It plays his iconic signature sound effect so at least you’ll know when he’s coming for you.
Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus
Whoa! This Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus is here for the holidays. Ready to steal your kids and your hearts. Wicked kids everywhere better look out.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
Or you’re gonna die
Cuz Krampus is coming to town…