If old decayed creepy dolls give you nightmares, you might want to look away and move onto the next article. If you click through to read about this one, you can’t say I didn’t warn you. Read more “Creepy Haunted Doll From The Island Of Dolls”
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Virgin Mary Book Saves Family From Burning House
There must be a Guardian Angel somehow attached to this old book, because it saved a woman’s entire family, when their house was unexpectedly set on fire, by a devious group of teenage arsonists. A few nights before the fire, a mysterious masculine voice was heard coming from the book, warning Ebay seller shygirl_2, that something terrible was about to happen and they were all going to die. Read more “Virgin Mary Book Saves Family From Burning House”
Life-Size Abraham Lincoln Laying In Casket Action Figure
Action figures are all the rage these days. Why, just the other day I was making my Batman make out with Barbie, until Robin the Dweeb wonder showed up and got all jealous. That was when Ken came in and threw a hissy fit. It all worked out though. Robin left with Ken and true love was found by all. Anyway, you know who the coolest Action Figure is? Lincoln. The man had a super cool beard and hat and he freed the slaves or something. A life-sized Lincoln figure in a casket? I’d buy that shizz. It better be mint on the card though.
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Scary Floating Overly Obsessed Girlfriend
Thanks to Ebay seller leechill you can buy your very own (floating and old as hell) overly obsessed girlfriend. If you thought she was bad before, wait until you experience life with this one.
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Best Disguise Ever: Spoonface
This disguise made from spoons is genius. Disguise yourself as Spoony Luv, Arthur Spooner, Reese Witherspoon and other people with spoon in their name. You put this disguise on and you immediately become a superhero.
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