Oh what a tangled web you weave. In your wardrobe. This Spider Web Cardigan is gonna catch some flies. And by flies, I mean men. And by men, I mean me. Hubba hubba. Spider girl, you make my heart whirl. Are you a Black Widow or a Recluse? Cuz if you’re a recluse we could just go back to your place. Heh. That’s just a little spider joke. Your place? Cool. Uh, I couldn’t help but notice all of the decapitated heads of your past mates, which I just tripped over on the way in. This may have been a bad idea.
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Gothic Child In A Coffin
This Gothic Child In A Coffin is… Well he’s gone. RIP little dude. Don’t worry, it isn’t real. But don’t tell black hooded, stitchy, smiley face there. He’s still in mourning. This would make a great display piece in your haunted house, mausoleum or house of horrors. Now, let us have a moment of silence for this little Gothic guy………………….*Farts* I’m so sorry. Oh my gosh. I had a huge lunch. No disrespect intended- *Squeeeeaaaaaak* I’m just gonna show myself out. Nobody light a match.
Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles
Look daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings! Oh yeah? Well every time I light one of these Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles someone dies. Apparently. And also an angel gets it’s wings ripped off. Apparently. I have no proof. These candles will set a macabre mood. You can choose from: Gothic Grim Reaper, Macabre Death Gothic, Tempus Fugit With Skull and Memento Mori Gothic Candle. But I could talk about these candles for hours. Stop me before I wax poetic. Get it? Wax? Tough crowd!
Vintage Matchbox Inspired Artwork Featuring Monsters
Got a match? Yeah, my butt and your face! Butt seriously… See what I did there? Butt seriously? Butt me no butts or I’ll kick your nuts! Okay. I promise to be an adult now. *Clears throat*
Vintage match artwork is pretty sweet. In the old days it would give filthy pyromaniac street urchins something to look at so they don’t burn their retinas on the pretty pretty fire. Wanna touch it. Oh so bright. Burn and blaze all through the night… Illustrator Chet Phillips has created some cool matchbox style art with monsters from movies and mythology. Pretty cool! But fire so hot. So alive. Burning. Dancing… You can get signed prints from Chet’s Etsy store. Or T-shirts here. One more match… Another… Fire walk with me…
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Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs
Do you have a stuffed animal who is in need of immediate surgery and needs every organ transplanted? Thank God for this Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs. Now you can give your plush animals new life. Or you can just hang this entire set on your wall or something. Basically we are talking plush guts here. An entire torso worth of ’em. It’s all anatomically correct. I have to take their word for that cuz I’m not a stuffed animal doctor.
This is pretty cool and all, but what I really need is a replacement wiener for a Teddy Bear cuz mine didn’t come with one for some reason.