Yo crazy eyes, stop giving me the stink-eye and just hold my stuff. You so crazy! This Crazy-Eyed Steampunk Skull Purse has got problems. You looking at me punk? You must be looking at me, cuz I don’t see anyone else here. You want some of this? Come get some! Yeah, that’s what I thought. I’m the alpha dog here! Punk! You the weak dog!
Now open your head so I can put some lipstick and eyeliner on. That’s much better. Let’s be friends ya crazy bastid!
Your skull is to protect your brain, so why not protect your iPhone with one? Makes sense to me. JoshHarker sells two versions of these Filigree Skull iPhone Cases. One for iPhone 6 Plus and one for iPhone 5, 5s, 5c, 6. None for your actual skull, cuz you have one already. Stop being greedy. This is going to look awesome on your phone.
This Insane Asylum Candleholder is insane! Insane in the membrane! Completely loco. Off the rails. Not playing with a full deck. Not firing on all cylinders. Stark raving mad. I only know all of these phrases cuz people say them to me all of the time.
This candleholder reminds me of that time I went to the Canadian border and shouted, “I seek political asylum!” Ten hours later as I’m being dragged by my arms through a mental ward, I’m all like, “No, I said political! Political asylum. Not insane, Political!”
Here’s another reason to stay out da sea ya fools! Sea monsters are everywhere. Kinda like that time I ripped open a bag of Sea Monkeys in the public pool. This Sea Monsters From the Early Modern Period Vintage Poster shows you what to look out for on the high seas. They look like a bunch of mutated flabby old men. “Get off my kelp!”
I hope the Aquaman movie is better than this.
