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Holy Mackerel: Fish Zipper Pouch / Coin Purse

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Holy Mackerel Fish Zipper Pouch Coin Purse
Holy Mackerel. This Fish Zipper Pouch is exactly what I need when I go fish shopping.

“That will be $45 sir.” (I buy a lot of fish.) “I see a fish sticking out of your pocket sir! Did you steal that?”

“$45.That’s an outrage!” *Pulls my fish pouch out and slaps her with it.* Whoops! That didn’t make the squishy sound I expected on your face. Of course, I didn’t steal this one. It’s a pouch. I stole this one!”

*Whips a fish out of my other pocket and slaps her with it. Runs for the exit.*
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Mermaid Skeleton Necklace Pendant

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Mermaid Skeleton Necklace Pendant
Show your love for mermaids with this cool Mermaid Skeleton Necklace Pendant. You have to show your love and respect mermaids. Mermaids are the maids of the sea, keeping Poseidon’s castle clean and washing Aquaman’s clothes. Sometimes they have to cook the Little Mermaid dinner. They even have to find Nemo when no one else can. Mermaids have a tough job. So be nice to them.

Hellraiser Welcome Mat

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Hellraiser Welcome Mat
This Hellraiser Welcome Mat has a picture of pinhead. Also the words, “You knocked. We came”. which sounds kinda dirty. I’ve never been that excited about a visitor, but hey, whatever floats your banana boat. Your friends will look at this welcome mat and say, “That’s the home of a real Hellraiser right there”. Yeah, but he still wants you to wipe your damn feet! I work hard to keep these floors clean.

Horror Themed Pint Glasses

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Horror Themed Pint Glasses
SilverblattDesign sells custom pint glasses. We really dig these Horror Themed Pint Glasses. Here we have pint glasses based on Friday the 13th, Psycho and Nightmare on Elm Street. I used to live on Elm street and let me tell ya, the only nightmare there is that guy who mows his lawn at 3 in the morning, wearing women’s undergarments. His name was Freddy too, ironically. May have been the inspiration.
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Anatomical Heart Earrings

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Anatomical Heart Earrings
These Anatomical Heart Earrings are awesome. You might say ventricular. In fact, I did just say that. I’m kind of awesome like that. They’re great and I’m not fibbing, I don’t practice defibrillation. I saw these and I was like, “Well put me on the DNR list and smack my butt. Those are awesome.” Then I fainted and they had to get the crash cart and kickstart my ticker. These mini hearts for your ears might just make you a cardiologist or at least a cardi-ear-logist.