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Cereal Monsters Figures

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Cereal Monsters Figures

Ohhhhh, I love these cool Cereal Monsters Figures. You have Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry, all looking stylish with a modern look. These are gonna look good on my breakfast table while I eat the cereal. I’ll just stare at them instead of the box and imagine the awesome adventures that they’re having. I bet they’re planning a heist or assassinating some rival cereal mascot. These guys are amazing. Boo Berry is my favorite.

These Cereal Monsters Figures will look good with my Set Of General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. I just can’t get enough of these guys. Now I’m hungry for a big bowl of Monster-Mash. That’s all of them in the same bowl.

Coffin Beach Towel – Tan In Peace

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Coffin Beach Towel - Tan In Peace

Life’s a beach and then ya die! Might as well soak up the sun and surf on this Coffin Beach Towel. You’ll look good like you are resting in peace to the beachgoers around you. This is how us strange and unusual folks lounge at the beach. They’ll probably all start laying flower bouquets around you and crying. Saying stuff like, “Look how young she was” or “What a tragedy. Good turnout though. Must have been pretty popular”.

Now I’m crying too. And I’m still mourning for all of the jewelry in this Coffin Jewelry Box. Though I gotta say, that model is looking sexy as hell laying on that Coffin Beach Towel. Is that weird?

Plague Doctor Lamp – Adorable Ambience

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Plague Doctor Lamp - Adorable Ambience

Plague doctor, plague doctor what’s all the fuss? Been waiting for 4 hours, draining out the pus. P doctor, where you been? 50 in the graveyard and more to go in. That’s a little song. Let’s just call that in progress. Anywho, check out this creepy and cool Plague Doctor Lamp. Isn’t that little guy adorable? He’s reading by lantern light. Probably brushing up on his bedside manner or something. Not that he needs to. This guy is cute as hell and you’ll feel better just knowing that he’s on the case.

He just makes me smile. This Plague Doctor Lamp is the perfect light to read by and if you feel ill, well the doctor is in. You can choose from several different lamp colors. It pairs well with this Plague Doctor Doll. I’m obsessed with both.

Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll – Macabre Mycelium

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Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll - Macabre Mycelium

I think I saw something like this Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll once when I was trippin’ balls. It taught me the ways of the forest and had me eat all of it’s friends. Man, I spent a year in the forest that weekend. Look at this gal with her deathly bonnet. This is what Tim Burton’s Little House on the Prairie looks like. Growing in the shade of a tree, just waiting for something to pass by so she can be all deadly.

Unlike these skull mushrooms, this Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll is deadly cute. Dare I say sexy? We would get along good, cuz I’m also a fun-guy. Did I hear one of you groan at that joke? Oh spore me! Like you could do better. Mycelium is better than your-celium.

Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker

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Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker

For the refined lady with a touch of darkness. I present to you the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker. You are refined and intelligent, regal. But you long for the vampire’s breath gently caressing your neck, suddenly growing hot as he bares his teeth and goes in for the bite. At first, the pain is unbearable, but quickly becomes ecstatic. Your essence rushes out, pumped by his lustful need- Oh shizz, I was saying that out loud as I typed and now everyone at the library is looking at me. Hey, it’s where I write sometimes. That librarian must have dry lips. She keeps licking them as she watches me. Get some ChapStick freak!

Anyway, if you crave the excitement of vampiric exsanguination, but lack either a nearby vampire or good looks, this Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker is the next best thing. Look at that sophisticated and stylish splatter. Sexy! Now that’s a necklace!