If you want to look like a spiky Pokemon(And who doesn’t?) check out this Pastel Stud Vest. Then ask yourself why everyone is keeping their distance. Maybe because they don’t want to get impaled by your pastel rainbow of spikes.
On the upside, this will teach your cat to stay off of your clothes.
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I’m going bring this up with the Tenant’s Association. You’re not supposed to have pets in the building.
For $84. you can get two awesome and terrifying Terror Dogs. No, no, not those terror dogs from the ballpark that give you indigestion and little pebble poops later as you groan. You remember terror dogs right? From the first Ghostbusters movie. These guys are scary as Zuul!
I remember when that movie came out. I made my grandmother watch it. Then afterwards I would make ghost noises and ask her, “Who ya gonna call?”
“Ghostbusters!”
That’s when I had the orderlies from the rest home come in. “These Ghostbusters are removing you for your own safety grandma. We’ll bring you back when this place is ghost free.”
Hey, it was better than telling her the hard truth. She was happy for the last years of her life, knowing she was ghost free. So it was all good.
*Ghost noises that sound suspiciously like grandma* What the hell was that? *Whispering in my ear* “Who ya gonna call boy?”
AHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKK. I’M SORRY GRANDMA! PLEASE DON”T HAUNT ME!
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This Black Widow costume looks nothing like the spiders I’ve seen crawling around my baseboards. Those aren’t sexy like this one. I usually just stand on my bed shrieking while I call my neighbor to come deal with it. And by “deal with it”, I mean she comes over and slaps me in the face, telling me to man up and grow a pair, because “I’m not your f***ing mommy, so stop calling me!”.
This is followed by a lengthy interrogation about how I got her phone number and why are there pieces of mail with her name on them in my house? Just getting to know my neighbors is all. Jeez. All the while, that scary and creepy 8-legged thing is still on the floor somewhere. By the time I get tazed, it doesn’t even matter, because I wake up a day later. That’s my life.
Click through for more images. Including a shot from the back. Nice egg-sack.
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Something tells me that this Mel Gibson doll is not officially endorsed by the star. Whoever made this guy is a true Lethal Weapon of a crafter. To paraphrase Mel from the epic movie Braveheart, “They can take our likeness, but they can never take our freedom!”
Tea time always ends the same way when you serve tea in this alien teapot. You sit down across from your guest, share some gossip, laugh, nibble on some biscuits and then it all goes to hell as an alien bursts from your chest, taking the tea cup in it’s own bloody grubby hand and smiling at your guest with razor sharp teeth. Tea party over!
Etsy seller richardsymonsart has quite a selection of unique teapots for sale, including the Zombie attack teapot which can be seen below.
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