Zombies take a little nip from the Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug and it keeps them from rotting just a little while longer. It can help you too. It’s good for what ails you. This mug is the balm. I don’t know about you, but coffee makes me poo. If I drink from this Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug, embalming is gonna be out-balming real fast. This is the undertakers favorite mug, cuz they are hardcore like that.
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UFO Abduction Earring
Now you can identify yourself as someone who goes for long space rides against your will with this UFO Abduction Earring. That way if you and someone else are wearing one and happen to meet, you can pass each other in the mall and give each other a knowing look, as each of you touches your sore butts and wince before going on your merry way. And maybe you don’t feel so alone. Wear with this T-Shirt.
Abduction Accessories – Sparkly Alien Pendants
If you don’t mind singling yourself out for a wild abduction, check out these bright and sparkly Alien Pendants. Glitter me timbers! You better order it now just in case you experience some missing time and forget all about it. Wait- What was I just doing? I have no idea, but my butt hurts and I is sleepy. Night nights. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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Mew-Berry! – Monster Cereal Catnip Toys
I love me some Boo-Berry, also some Count Chocula and Frankenberry. So I think it’s time to share the high that I get from these cereals with my cat. These Monster cereal Catnip Toys look just like little fluffy boxes of cereal. *Throws them down for my cat to play with. Mr. Whiskers starts playing. Then starts rolling around all drunk, rubbing up against them. Then starts darting around the house, freaking out.* Glad you like them. Now my turn. *Pours myself a bowl of Boo-Berry. Eats. Climbs on the table, rolling around all drunk….* Oh yeah. That’s the stuff!