So you’re in the bat cave doing your bat make-up… You need a Bat Mirror. If nothing else, it puts your face between a pair of bat-wings so you know what you look like as a Vampire. If you decide that you look good, go ahead and let a Vampire bite your neck. Plus, you will look good girl! You go with your bad and batty self.
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Intestines Skater Skirt – IBS – Irritable Bowel Skirt
Guts! Do you have the guts to wear this Intestines Skater Skirt? Do you have the intestinal fortitude? Or do you have a cowardly colon? BTW, I have it on good authority that the Cowardly Colon was the original character in the Wizard of Oz, before he was replaced with the cowardly lion. Anyway, this skirt is the ultimate visual representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Well, technically that honor probably belongs to diarrhea, but this is a good one too. IBS. Irritable Bowel Skirt.
Double Rat Skeleton Necklace
Look at them rat skeletons kissing up a storm. Get a room guys. Actually get some skin. Damn. This Double Rat Skeleton Necklace is a great accessory that makes quite a statement. That statement usually being, “Ewwwwww!” I kid, I kid. Rat skeletons are totally in fashion this year according to me. They never go out of style. No bones about it, this is a great necklace.
It’s made of clear acrylic. Fun fact: My ex used to paint in acrylics. What? No, she used oil-based paints. I mean, she used to paint in acrylics, as in, the shoes she wore were acrylic, on account of she was a stripper.
Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket
This Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket will keep you warm and probably leave a portal open so spirits can enter our world while you sleep. Probably. I have no idea. I just know that if I slept under this thing my OCD would kick in. I’d need a planchette on top so I could hover it over “goodbye” before I went to sleep and then I wouldn’t be able to get up in the morning until I hovered the planchette over “yes”. Then if I was with a woman I would ask her if we were having sex, so I’d have to hover over “no”.
Skeletal Hands and Heart Ring
My heart is in your hands baby. Hey why are your hands so cold? You’re cold as a skel- Oh… That explains it. This Skeletal Hands and Heart Ring is pretty badass. Those skeleton hands are holding a heart. Ahhhh. But to love it or to squeeze it? That’s the question. Damn, I said something deep. Did you guys read that? I guess I’m growing up. And to think, I was gonna work in a joke about skeleton hands holding a weiner when I started. Not anymore. I’m a big boy now.