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Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs

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Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs
These cool Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs from CogsnCords look great. Let’s you and me get them and we can bump uglies. By uglies I mean tentacles. And dragonscales.

I hope those tentacles don’t reach back in the mug and drink my beer all up, but I wouldn’t mind if they tickled my mustache and under my chin while I’m taking a long swig. The dragonscales won’t be any trouble. Let’s you pet a dragon while you are getting drunk. I guess you’re draining the dragon as you drink up too. These mugs are awesome.
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Bat Wing Hair Bow

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Bat Wing Hair Bow
Da da da da da da da….Batgirlllllllll! In the old days if you wanted some bat wings in your hair you had to go outside and wait for a bat to swoop down and get all tangled in your locks while you scream and curse and wonder why you ever wanted bat wings in your hair in the first place. Not anymore. Now all you have to do is buy a Bat Wing Hair Bow. No need to get your scalp all clawed up by a squeaky bat. Isn’t modern life amazing?

Can I get a hell yeah? I can’t hear you. I said can I get a hell yeah? That’s better. Geesh, you guys are loud! Had to close my window!
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Dragon Wing Makeup Cosmetic Bag

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Dragon Wing Makeup Cosmetic Bag
People, people! How many dragons have to die each year so you can have your Dragon Wing Makeup Cosmetic Bags? You are leaving thousands of dragons wingless to slither across the earth and never leap into the sky again! You are basically making them lizards! Hmmm. The world does need lizards. Nevermind. I guess it’s all fine. Plus, these bags are friggin’ cool. At least we don’t serve dragon wings up by the plateful during superbowls. So nevermind. carry on.
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Dragon Head Necklaces Made With Real Animal Skulls

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Dragon Head Necklaces Made With Real Animal Skulls
No one better say that my Dragon Head Necklace stinks. It is made from a skunk skull so… Maybe it does. Or did. All good now though! The little stinker. I’m buying one. It will be nice to have a little buddy hanging on my chest. One that I can grab and talk to whenever I want. Make him talk back and nod.

Does a half dragon, half skunk raise it’s tail and pee stinky hot fire when scared? I better check on that.
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Carry Your Horrors In This Cthulhu Pouch

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Carry Your Horrors In This Cthulhu Pouch
This is a pretty awesome Cthulhu Pouch. I get bonus points for learning something new today. Until I saw this, I thought a Cthulhu pouch was were Cthulhu kept it’s babies. Like a Kangaroo. I knew it was either that or one of Cthulhu’s many sex organs. Turns out it was neither. It’s just a cool pouch for humans to carry stuff in.

Don’t be a slouch, get a Cthulhu pouch. Stick your hand in and then scream OUCH! Because there is nothing but horror within and that horror just treated your hand like a chew toy. Now you’re just a chump with a stump. Some of that rhymed.

Seriously, that leather pouch is pretty awesome. If I were one of those elf or gnome things from that Hobbit movie, I would totally walk across the map with this thing at my hip.
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