Never lose your page in your book again thanks to this Universal Monsters Horror Movie Bookmark. It has the Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein and the Bride. It’s all fancy and classy since it is made of wood and bonus: If a Vampire attacks while you are reading, you can stake it in the heart with this bookmark, then go back to reading. I wouldn’t recommend reusing it after that though. Maybe just leave it there in the Vampire’s chest. It goes great with this cool journal.
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Horror Movie Wine Glasses
AWhimsicalHoot (I see what ya did there) sells some pretty cool Horror Movie Wine Glasses. You know, if you like getting drunk and scared at the same time. Which I do. Marriage is all about being drunk and scared. So I’m ready. Poor me some of that good stuff. *Spits* It all tastes like grapes dipped in vinegar. Whatever, I’ll power through. I wanna drink from every horror character ever and gain their powers. *Drinks all night.* Awesome. I now have the power of lame sequels that never end. You can choose from Freddy Krueger, Jaws, Scream, Saw and many more.
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Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap
This Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap gives you one towel for Mrs F and one towel for Mr F. Oh, and you get a cool Frankenstein soap too. Obviously your Mrs. F is gonna complain as soon as you get these dirty and you’ll say, “Isn’t that what they’re for?” Then she’ll smack you and throw them in the washer. Isn’t love great?
Universal Monsters Pen Holder
This adorable Universal Monsters Pen Holder is going to look great on my desk. It has cute versions of Frankenstein, Wolfman, the Bride and Count Dracula, who says, “I vant to hold your pens!” Although his accent makes it sound like he said penis, so bonus laughs for that. You can find him doing stand up on the Transylvania circuit. Sure, you could use it for your peen, I guess, but not recommended. You should never stick it in a box full of monsters. Sticks to pens and pencils.
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Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger
Everybody give a hand to the Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger! *Crowd goes wild* Pretty handy. I’d read his palm, but I would have him in stitches. I have a million of ’em. Like this one:
What do you say when Dr. Frankenstein creates a pile of smokey goo instead of a re-animated monster? Then leaves it sit overnight smelling rotten? *Clears throat* I say, “To the Victor go the spoils…” Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha. Cuz his name is Victor and it is spoiled! Man, I crack myself up. Mostly cuz I’m on crack, but I’mma pretty funny dude too.