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12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set

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12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set
One word, four syllables. DI-A-BEET-US. American cereals will kill ya, what with all of that new-fangled die-fructose and all. These cereals are Cereal Killers, with killer mascots. So while they’ll put ya in the hospital, at least ya have something to collect with this 12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set.

This series includes:

1x Cap’n Cornstarch
1x Sugar Frosted Fat
1x Yucky Children Charmer
1x Sugar Smack
1x Franken Fat
1x Count Calorie
1x Tricks
1x Froot Looped
1x Obesie O’s
1x Coco Puffed Paunch
1x Sugar Diabetic Bear
1x Qhrist

The obesity is strong with these toys.

Get Kraken – Kraken Whiskey Tumbler

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Kraken Whiskey Tumbler
There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.

Well Read Taxidermy Toilet Mouse

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Taxidermy Toilet Mouse
Just what I always wanted to display on my mantle. A mouse taking a dump. This Taxidermy Toilet Mouse is on the john, reading about Godzilla attacking. Probably taking himself a massive Godzilla cuz he had Mexican food earlier. He’s got himself a fresh roll of TP nearby, so at least he’s not gonna run out if he has the Hershey squirts. It would be nice if the mice around my house would use the damn toilet and stop leaving their tiny turds everywhere.

Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin – Dia De Los Meow-Meow

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Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin
Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!

Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp

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Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp
This Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp is da bomb baby. To say that your place is lit is an understatement. It’s lit alright. Lit on fire and radiated like God’s TV dinner. North Korea wants to give us one as a gift and we want to give them one as a gift. Friendship is magic. Magic mushrooms that is.