Check out these 3D Skull iPhone Cases. They will fit iPhone 6/6s.Are we up to like iPhone 13 now? I can’t keep track. These cases come in red and black and make your overpriced phone look badass. It has skulls all over. Just like the floor of Apple’s factory! Zing! Oh no he didn’t! Oh yes he did! That was a burn! Hey, why’d my phone stop working? Oh sure, you aren’t spying on me.
Tag: gothic
Gothic Raven Ring
This Gothic Raven Ring is pretty sweet. Squawk! Nevermore! Nevermore! I mean never wore. This ring has never been worn. That I know of anyway. Pro tip: Do not leave this shiny ring out where a raven can get it. They love shiny things and collect them. I had one raven steal a whole bunch of shiny trinkets from me once. Those shiny trinkets were nails holding my house together. So now you know why I’m typing all out in the open, with my walls on the ground around me. God I hate birds!
Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.
What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.
Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks
Awesome. These Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks would make me feel like I’m really married to this freaky haired vixen. Oh my… Mrs. Frankenstein are you trying to seduce me? The way you hug my leg, the way you warm my knees… Take me you monster and reanimate my cold dead heart!
They fit women’s shoe size 5-10. You ladies are going to look sexy in these socks. Monster-licious!
Hanging Bat Night Light
This Hanging Bat Night Light is gonna look cool as guano on a winter night in your batcave. It’s a fruit bat against the full moon. Which sounds like a great movie title.”Fruit Bat Against The Moon” in 3D. Who would win? The moon of course cuz the bat can’t breath in space. It was probably a bad choice to fight the moon then. Stupid bat.