This is the Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes that I’ve been waiting for so I can be a villain who tries to take over the world. Petting a cat is mandatory when sitting in this chair. As is a shark tank. And I don’t mean that stupid show where people invent stuff. I’m talking great whites. I am the man in charge now biatches!
I’ll sit with my back to the door so the skull eyes can hypnotize my enemies when they enter my lair.
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This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.
Papa Chongo is a cool ass name. This Papa Chongo Voodoo Skull Wall Sculpture is a cool ass sculpture. Papa Chongo in da house. Your house. Maybe my house.
I met Papa Chongo while exploring in the Congo.
He had himself two skulls that he played like bongos.
The man also liked his Chimi-chongos.
Liked to watch himself some Cheech and Chongo.
While fiddling with his dong-o.
Check out this cool Skull Bracelet peeps! Memento Mori biatches! It’s wearable art for your wrist with a creepy twist. That rhymes cuz I’m a poet and didn’t know it. I rhymed it, I timed it, I acted out and mimed it. So there. This bracelet is perfect. A vintage bracelet with a cotton fabric skull-pture!
Testing. Testing. 1. 2. 3. What the- Just realized my lips were next to one of these Skull Microphones. Sorry if I accidentally kissed ya. Just tryin’ to do a podcast here. I’m lying. I have no idea how to do one. My skill set is limited to acting like a jackass and accidentally entertaining you guys on a regular basis. Thanks for the gig.
These are skull microphones. They are awesome. Possible band names: Skull-Lee-O-Sis, The Brainiacs, Noggin McFloggin, The Chrome Domes… That’s all I got. I’m blinded by their shiny Terminator-like brilliance.