Stick your Edgar Allan Toes into these Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings. Your legs will be bare nevermore. Although, if I’m reading these macabre hieroglyphics correctly from top to bottom it actually says, “Edgar Raven Skull”. Which is a much cooler name. That’s what I’m gonna call him from now on. I’m also gonna drop this in casual conversation. “Great face. You have an Edgar Raven Skull, my good man!” See, this is why people think I’m weird. Cuz I am.
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Tag: gothic
Spider Skeleton Key Necklace
You ladies are going to look amazing wearing this Spider Skeleton Key Necklace. I wonder what it unlocks. Probably some treasure being protected by a giant spider queen. Nah. You know what it unlocks? My heart. Nah, not really. It unlocks a world of fashion and style cuz this necklace goes with anything girl. You gonna look sharp wearing the key to the spider kingdom. Sorry, I just gave away what it unlocks.
Grim Reapers and Roses Framed Mirror
I always look grim in this mirror. Don’t know why. Must be the lighting. More likely, it’s the two Grim Reapers on this Grim Reapers and Roses Framed Mirror. Damn, I thought Guns N Roses knew how to rock, but they are nothing compared to Grim Reapers and Roses. Their concerts are to die for, cuz people are dying to get in. Anywho, enjoy admiring yourself in this Gothic archway of death.
Don’t be scared though. The seasons don’t fear the Reaper. Nor do the wind, sun and the rain. So you shouldn’t either. Go ahead and knock on that mirror. Ya know why?
Cuz you’ll be knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door! Or hell maybe. Death’s door.
Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover
Turn the Day of the Dead into the Day of the Bed. And just don’t get out for anyone or anything. Leave me alone, I’m tired! This Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover is from FolkandFunky, which sounds like a lame buddy cop show from the 60s. One likes folk music, the other likes funk. Together they are cleaning up the streets.
Awwww look at those skulls. They’re so in love. I wonder how they do “it”? Take that back. No I don’t. Just got a mental image of bone on bone action. Wasn’t really all that gross, but the sound of bones on bones grinding really hurt my ears. When the skeletons are rockin’, don’t come a knockin’! I hear that she’s a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. If you know what I’m saying. More like a creak in the sheets. You know, cuz bones.
Till death do us part? I got news for you two. I think you’re about to divorce cuz you is both dead dead dead! But you look lovely. Really, you two are a cute couple. Couple of corpses!
Seriously, they have all kinds of awesome Gothic, skeleton, too creepy to go to bed sets. Check out the whole shop.
Vincent Price Cameo Necklace
Vincent Price! Come on down! You are the next contestant on the Price is righttttt! Would you pay any price for a Vincent Price necklace? The price would have to be right. And it is. Even I can afford this and I eat Ramen noodles every night out of sippy cup. It separates the noodles from the MSG juice. That way I have both my meal and a nice drink. Consider that a lifehack peeps! And with that I’m outta here.
If Vincent was born a triplet, he’d be Vincent Thrice. If he were twins, he would be Vincent Twice. Just a little food for thought.