Well here’s a disgusting specimen wth a face that only a mother could love. A sick mother***** that is. He’s all toothy with bloodshot eyes. I especially dig the bubbles on the tongue. I didn’t graduate med school, but I’m pretty sure he has the herp. Mutations are in fashion this year. This horror pendant goes with everything.
Tag: gross
Livin La Vida Larvae – Fly Ring
Normal rings are for boring, ordinary folk. That’s why you should wear this fly ring on your finger. It looks like there’s a fly dry humping your finger with its legs wrapped around it. Dry humping? Fly humping? It is literally a fly ring. Fly as in stylin’. Fly as in nasty creature evolved from a maggot.
This ring actually looks awesome and would actually make you look… fly. The ring size is adjustable so that it fits different finger sizes. Convenient if you are looking for a present for your friend who wouldn’t mind wearing a bug.
This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.
Human Anatomy Apron Is Both Educational And Disgusting
Let me ex-spleen something to you. Teach your kids about the gross stuff that we are made up of with this Human Anatomy Apron. It takes guts to wear. For real. You have a lot of gall(bladder) wearing that. I for one, can’t even stomach it. Learn about and teach others about anatomy, by wearing your insides on the outside. Maybe take some of these organs off and throw them at slow learners. That’ll teach ’em.
Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs – Nasty
Want to crush someone between the sharp teeth of a monster? A monster with many eyes? Just put their picture in this Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs and pretend that they are being chewed for all eternity. You know, if that’s your thing. I’m not sure how this beast brushes its teeth. It probably just cleans its teeth with the bones of those in the picture.