Man, these Scary Movie Sugar Cookies look diabolical and delicious. You better not slash at my tongue on the way down you slashers! They need more blood frosting though. Not recommended for kids parties. Unless you are a scary clown at a kids party. Then by all means, serve these. They are already creeped out by you. Might as well go full terror.
Tag: halloween
24 Monster Coloring Book and Activity Book
Check out this 24 Monster Coloring Book. That’s a monster for every hour of the day. I know I’m gonna take the “Color a monster an hour” challenge. Already did my first cuz I just helped the wife put her makeup on. Ha ha ha. I kid. I kid. This cool book features monster masks, mazes, and coloring pages. Second childhood time peeps!
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Bleed All About It – Cool Zombie Newspaper Fabric
Zombie undead uprising. Read all about it. This is going to be every newspaper when the apocalypse hits. And the only people left to read it are going to be undead dirtbags. Meaning politicians, cuz they have all the bunkers. And I’ll still skip to the comics. Actually this is Zombie Newspaper Fabric so you can re-fabric all of the stuff that got blood on it from when you killed that zombie in your living room. You know what I’m talking about.
Chupacabra Belt Buckle
Keep your pants up with this cool Chupacabra Belt Buckle. But does this mean that if my belt buckle spots a goat, it’s gonna jump off my business and go suck it’s blood, so that my pants fall down? That’s the question. Also this belt buckle kinda makes it look like that dirty goat sucker is snacking on my party log. Oh wait. I see the goat now. Wait… Is he snacking on that thing or are they making love? This belt buckle is confusing.
Skeleton Ceiling Fan with Skulls and Arms Sticking Out
Man, it’s getting hot in here. I’d better turn on my Skeleton Ceiling Fan with Skulls and Arms Sticking Out. SLAP SLAP SLAP. I never get out of the way in time. There’s nothing like getting slapped silly by a bunch of skeleton hands. Plus, it makes you forget about the heat. This thing looks like a nightmare spaceship that’s gonna spin it’s skeleton arms and take off into the night. Then come back down and wrap them around you. Carry you up into space and do some nightmare stuff with your naughty bits while you dangle in it’s embrace.
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