This Bones Pens Set is a great way to bone up on your penmanship. This set is hip and the joint is jumpin’. Socket to me. Hey, stop watching what I write! Are you spine on me? It’s okay. Cool your pelvis. Are you a chiropractor? If so, I would use these pens. If not, you can still use them and creep your friends out.
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Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache
Drinking coffee in this Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache is just plain fun. Especially if you and your mug both have a mustache. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bumping soup strainers. I don’t judge. This mug looks like a good drinking buddy.
Hello Senior. Do you mind if I drink from your cabaza?
See Senior. You are a beautiful mustachioed man.
I love you.
I know!
Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set
The next time you’re scaring up some baked goods, use this Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set. Cuz you know everything tastes better when you measure your ingredients in brains and skulls. If you’re making cupcakes, use these Cthulhu Cupcake liners. Let’s see, that’s a brain’s worth of sugar, a skull’s worth of flour and hell, I’m just gonna eat the ingredients and cut out the middleman. In my stomach now!
Cthulhu Cupcake Liners
Cthulhu Cupcake Liners. For when you need some tentacles on your cupcakes. Speaking of which, doesn’t anybody knock around here? Caught me with my tentacles all over my cupcake. Now things are weird. Anyway, these cupcake liners have a cool passage around the side that you can read while fondling your cupcake. There’s nothing more embarrassing than having to buy a girl some cupcake liners in the grocery store. With wings? Without? Maxi? Mini? Too confusing.
Nosferatu Jacket
Sweeeet! I can wear this Nosferatu Jacket and be a one-man vampire biker gang from the back and a pin-striped old tomey gangster from the front. Without a bike, sure, but nobody knows that. I guess they do now, but whatevs. It’s gonna be so sweet. My gang is called the Nosferatus. Or maybe I’ll just call it PBS. People will think we are all intellectual, watching Masterpiece Theater, but it just stands for Pale Blood Suckers. “Here lies y body” Don’t get it. Must be like a math problem. Y=Nosferatu, but I don’t get the rest. Pin-stripes in front and biker jacket in back baby!
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