TerrorThreadsOnEtsy wants to cover you in well, terror threads. You see, they hand weave each thread and infuse it with terror before turning them into awesome shirts, dresses and hoodies that have some great horror images. How do they terrorize their threads? They play Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift in the warehouse 24/7. That makes horror hoodies. Terror tees. And much more. It also makes the workers violently ill unless they wear earplugs, but they do it all for you. A few hoodies are featured below, but check out their store to check it all out.
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Zombie Cameo Barrette – The Accessorizing Dead
The Zombie Cameo Barrette is a stylish undead corpse for your hair. He doesn’t look happy about it either. I was wondering earlier if zombies went number 2. Aka took a crap. Then I realized that this is all they do. They crap their pants, they crap their skin off, sometimes their jaw takes a crap and falls right off. So zombies are the crappiest. They are basically nature’s ex-lax. This barrette is going to look great in your hair girls. No, I don’t mean that someone ex-laxed all over your hair. I’m just not good with words. That’s why I said crap like ten times here. I’m crap with words.
Arsenic and Cyanide Salt and Pepper Shakers
Arsenic and Cyanide. Sounds like a fun cop buddy flick to me. And the bad guys are about to get a lethal dose of justice! One is a seasoned veteran two weeks from retirement, the other a salty rookie! These Arsenic and Cyanide Salt and Pepper Shakers will give your dinner guests a scare when they go to season their food and pick their poison. Don’t tell my wife. She has been threatening to poison my food forever and this just might remind her. Yeah, I think I’m done with salt and pepper for awhile. Just to be safe. What? Not done with THAT Salt and Pepper.
Oooh, baby, baby. Baby, baby. Get up on this!
Cryptid Monster Necklaces
Accessorize with some cryptids. These Cryptid Monster Necklaces feature hand drawn images of the world’s most elusive monsters. For when you are in the mood to wear a Chupacabra, Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil or any of the other mythical monsters that roam our world, but remain in the shadows. Pro tip: The Jersey Devil is a guy named Earl who will overcharge you for a used car, with a body in the trunk, but you’ll take it anyway cuz you have to get the hell out of New Jersey.
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Horror B Movie Wine Charms
These Horror B Movie Wine Charms will let you know whose drink is whose. Or is it who’s drink is who’s? Stupid english language. Hey, you’re drinking my drink. Mine was The Blob! Oh, sorry. That explains why it’s filled with Jello. Yeah. Don’t even go near The Attack Of The Giant Leeches drink. That’s just nasty.
Never let them put their lips on your drink again. Germs are the true horror movie. Min your drink, otherwise you will be starring in Attack of the Burning Herpes.