Hmmmm. I wonder what this The Shining Redrum Horror Skirt is all about. Hint: It’s about murder spelled backwards like a hundred times. Ladies, buy this and then always stand in front of a mirror when your husband is around. Don’t say a word. It will freak him out. Make sure you pack this if you ever travel to the Overlook hotel too. This skirt will be murder on your style. No, really. Redrum! Redrum!
Tag: halloween
Gravestone Desk Clock
This Gravestone Desk Clock is cool and all, but I can’t have it on my desk, cuz I would feel like I have to get everything done by 6 O’clock, cuz that is RIP time. On one hand I can rest at 6, but on the other, I’ll be resting forever. Plus, this clock would only be good for one day, then at 6 I’ll be pushing up daisies. Then people would be leaving flowers and stuff at my gravestone clock for the rest of the night. So this clock is a tough sell.
Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace
Check out this awesome Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace. It looks like it is straight outta Dracula’s jewelry box, but it is actually from TheCryptOfCuriositie. I remember the first time I entered their shop. I was curious about this and that and this and that and ooooo I just realized this is a crypt. Can I meet the Crypt Keeper? How does one keep Crypts anyway? Do you need a real estate license? It all sounds very cryptic. Are you a network of crypts? Are you at war with the bloods? Cool necklace by the way.
Carved Bone Skull Ring
This Carved Bone Skull Ring is hand carved. Put it on your own bone and rub it for luck. Sorry, that sounded dirty. I meant your knuckle bone. The folks who made this have some serious skull-skill. Bone Appetit people. Sorry, I pronounced that bone-a-pi-tit and that also sounded dirty. I know, I’m a bad boy. No need to skull-ed me!
Scottish Wood Imp Looking In The Mirror
What the deuce?! This Scottish Wood Imp Looking In The Mirror is horrified by what he is seeing. I don’t blame him. I am too. He’s all flapping his imp wings and scratching the frame with his nails. He always thought he was more handsome than that. Nope. That’s why ya never show an imp a mirror. Actually you know what? I don’t think he’s scared. Check out that impish grin. I think he is trying to have sex with that handsome imp in the mirror. That explains all of the scratching and excitement. I hope he doesn’t break the mirror with his erection. That’s seven years bad luck cuz your pee pee is sore for that long. Unless he’s l-imp? Ha ha ha ha ha. And his name is Dick. Ha ha ha ha.
I should get out more.