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Dark Cameo Skeleton Necklaces

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Dark Cameo Skeleton Necklaces
These Dark Cameo Skeleton Necklaces are pretty scary. You can choose from the three shown in the image or you can get them all cuz they tell an awesome story from left to right. That story is as follows: Once upon a time there was a dead girl with long hair. Then she put her hair up. Then got bitten by some nasty teeth. The end.

I like long haired girl the best and that’s not just because I skipped to the end and read the last page. I just like my skeletons with long hair that’s all. Nothing wrong with that. Even if I bring my own wig. Perfectly acceptable. No big deal.

Horror Movie Villain Rings For Every Finger

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Horror Movie Villain Rings For Every Finger
AlexFoxJewelryStudio has several scary and awesome Horror Movie Villain Rings. So many that you could have one on every finger and form an all-star slasher team, which would be great for punching faces. Bam! Have a face full of weirdos and killers. That’s what’s up! You can choose from Michael Myers, Leatherface, Nosferatu, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface and many more.
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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off

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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off
Etsy seller MonsterMug isn’t called that because of their acne problem or cuz they are just plain ugly. They may be horrendous. Don’t know, never met them. I’ve heard stories though. But they go by that name cuz they make awesome and scary monster mugs. Kinda like that lady cashier I always run into at the Quicky Mart, except those are monster jugs. Really, nothing at all like that, except that it rhymes.

These mugs are fun and playful, but scary and they look like they want to bite your face off. One question: If I’m drinking out of a monster mouth? Are we swapping spit?
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Addam’s Family Candle Set

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Addams Family Candle Set
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky. They’re all together ooky. Uncle Fester took a dookie. The Addams Family…. Holy Morticia, this is a cool Addam’s Family Candle Set. The candle light shows through the images, making them look all extra scary. What kind of a name is Wednesday Addams anyway? Who names their kid after a day of the week? I guess it’s better than calling your kid “hump day”. These candles are going to look awesome in your home. Especially if your shelves are like mine and full of cobwebs cuz you don’t clean. My houses is haunted. By laziness.

Ouija Board Cutting Board

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Ouija Board Cutting Board
If I cut cheese on this Ouija Board Cutting Board, does that make it a Cheeja cutting board? Is that a cheesy joke? Anyhow, if you cut the cheese on a ouija board, it upsets the spirits. Boy did I learn that the hard way during a seance. Yeah, I woke the dead alright. The medium was gagging through a handkerchief, people passing out, the planchette just freaking out, whirling around the board and highlighting NO over and over and GOODBYE, like it wanted to commit suicide. I was the last one standing and I wasn’t invited back.

But enough about me. How have you been? It’s been so long. I feel like we never talk. K bye!