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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print

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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print
This Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print is based on the famous Disney Haunted Mansion stretch portraits. They’re creepy and they’re kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They’re altogether ooky. The Addams Family. The whole family is here in this cool print.

Fun fact: I’m writing a screenplay for a reboot. The hook? It’s Samuel Adams’ family. They make beer in colonial times and they are monsters. The daughters name is Tuesday instead of Wednesday. I was gonna call her Friday, but she never picked up. *rim shot* So what if I was a little inebriated when I wrote it? Alcohol is my muse. It’s also my mouthwash and my choice of cologne.

Hauntingly Hand Painted Cameo Necklace Brooches

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Hauntingly Hand Painted Cameo Necklace Brooches
These creepy and cool Cameo Necklace Brooches want to make a cameo appearance on your neck. Get it? Each one is beautifully hand painted by an artist that can stay inside the lines better than I can, in my superhero coloring books. NeverGrowUpTreasures has all kinds of designs available. Mermaids, Zombie Girls, Zombies, Frankenstein Monsters and more. Even a dead Elvis. These cameos make a great gift.

Thanks Nevergrowuptreasures. I ain’t never growin’ up. That’s why I park my big wheel in the garage and drive my scooter to work. I tried once and I just can’t adult. Not today, not ever.
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Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie

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Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie
This Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie is for cattin’ around. Meow! I’mma wear it and create some Malice in Wonderland. I’ll be so proud that I’ll look like the cat that ate the canary. Until someone sees me cough up dark feathers, then they’ll know I ate a Raven. Don’t worry, after that last one I’m saying nevermore! They give me indigestion when I should be full of righteous indignation.

It’s got ribs, ears, eyes, a nose… You ARE the cat. Can I get a meow? I didn’t hear you! I said can I get a meow! Louder people! Laterz. Gotta go practice bathing myself with my tongue. I’mma be that cat for realz!

*Cough* Ack! Ack! *Spits* I taste terrible.

Crow Black Magic Journal

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Crow Black Magic Journal
You want something to crow about? I’ll give you something to crow about! How about this awesome must have Crow Black Magic Journal. You can write all your black magic spells on the pages inside. Or draw funny cartoons. Or write down your ten favorite Spam recipes. Whatever you want. Spam recipes? Now that’s horrifying. It comes with an optional black feather pen. My now bald pet bird will be happy about that. He gives me feathers for pens. I lose them.

It’s so lovely and scary. I just want to touch it.

Stained Glass Corner Spider Web

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Stained Glass Corner Spider Web
Like I don’t have enough spider webs in my corners. You expect me to hang this Stained Glass Corner Spider Web up too? I refuse to get into your web of intrigue. What kind of web are you spinning? It looks terrifyingly poisonous and deadly. SpiderwoodHollow sells all kinds of spider webs. Just in case you didn’t have enough. I don’t know about you, but I like to throw them snacks while I’m watching TV, which explains why every corner of my house has Cheetos and Doritos levitating in place. Spiders are picky. They never even wrap them to eat later.
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