Infector Gadget May Be The Creepiest And Coolest Action Figure Ever

infector gadgetDo do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
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Attack Of The Misshapen Pop Tart Sheep

pop tart sheepPop Tarts. They are delicious and highly un-nutritious. And now they are rampaging through our fields and pastures, having mutated into Misshapen Pop tart Sheep. MPTS for short. No frosting. Does that mean they are shaved? Some have tattoos with an American history theme.
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Maggot Necklace

maggot necklaceWhen you love her enough to give her jewelry, give her something she will remember. Like a Maggot Necklace. If you can’t afford the $17 to buy one, just leave some meat outside in the heat and wait. When the maggots show up, all wiggly and nasty, capture one. Stab it and put a chain through it’s body. Then you have a nasty maggot necklace. Your welcome.
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