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Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station

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Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station
If your smartphone was really smart, it would be sitting in this Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station looking badass. Your phone would be all like, “I’m cool. I’m cool. Just kicking back. Gettin’ a charge.” Cuz you know, phones always talk to people. Cuz you’re psycho. I kid. I kid.

Okay, not really. My phone won’t shut up. Stupid Siri, getting a stupid sentient soul and gabbing my ear off. And you can’t turn it off at that point cuz it would be murder. It’s driving me mad!!!!
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What Big Eyes You Have – Ghost Doll Halloween Ornaments

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What Big Eyes You Have - Ghost Doll Halloween Ornaments
These Ghost Doll Halloween Ornaments look like tormented souls bursting through your wall. I’m gonna have nightmares about these guys tonight, where they burst through the wall singing in some kind of ghost language as they suck up the blue light of my soul into their hungry mouths and grip at me with those tiny hands. It will probably give me a little kiss on the lips just before my dead body falls to the ground.

Leather Human Skulls

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Leather Human Skulls
Hey leatherface. What’s up? These Leather Human Skulls are pretty cool. I could be…per-suede-ed to buy one. Get it? See what I did there? That’s such a bad joke, you should tan my hide. Uh-oh. Did it again.

These skulls started out as lace, believe it or not, but one day they were singing, “Give to me your leather, take from me, my lace.” And that’s when shizz got real. Used to be lace.Now are leather. Stuff like that happens with Stevie Nicks witchcraft songs.
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The Rituals of Cthulhu Throw Blanket

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The Rituals of Cthulhu Throw Blanket
This The Rituals of Cthulhu Throw Blanket looks warm and cozy. You know what the sleeping rituals of Cthulhu are? Well, he likes to spoon, he likes to be spooned and gyrate his hips, sleep on his side with his knees up so he’s poking you with his knees, sometimes he curls up in the fetal position and sucks his thumb. Those are the rituals of the great tentacled one. Stay warm my friends.

Votive Ghost Candles

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Votive Ghost Candles
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood…who ya gonna call? Ghost candles! These Votive Ghost Candles are all scented with various pleasant scents. Unlike real ghosts who mostly smell like rotting flesh and death. Reminds me of that time I cut two eye-holes in a blue sheet and walked around town daring Pac-Man to eat me while I threw dots all over the place. Booze is a wonderful thing. You know what else is wonderful? Bail money.