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VHS Horror Movie Rug

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VHS Horror Movie Rug

This VHS Horror Movie Rug is sweet. All of my favorites are here. Friday the 13th. Scream. Child’s Play. Nightmare On Elm Street. This rug will bring back memories of all of your VHS favorites. Here’s an idea. Put on this blindfold. Now I’m going to spin you around and you walk on the rug. Whatever you land on, that’s what we are watching tonight. Oh man! You walked past the VHS Horror Movie rug and stepped in some cat puke. I guess you’re watching the cats tonight while I go to the movies.

This Horror Movie Word Search will keep you company. Laterz!

Alien Mummy In Coffin

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Alien Mummy In Coffin

Check out this Alien Mummy In Coffin. I’m positive it is authentic. No doubts whatsoever. The seller says so. It was supposedly found in the Carpathians in western Ukraine and is the body of an alien child that seems to not be subject to decay. Yep. This is totally the real deal. No question about it. And besides, This Alien Mummy In Coffin does look like one of the little guys who woke me up that night and ran a bunch of anus-related experiments. Fare thee well intergalactic freakazoids and thanks for the Prep-H.

Not to be confused with Mummy Mike.

Yoga Skeleton Figurines

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Yoga Skeleton Figurines

Man I love a good skeleton. Especially my own. It holds me up and keeps everything together. Gotta love them bones. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are pretty darn cute. It’s the whole see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil theme. Except I guess they just finished doing yoga? No idea. They are just plain cool. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are gonna look good among all of the other creepy cool stuff I have around here. Welcome to the party boys. Make no bones about it, these guys will remind you to stretch and be healthier.

That reminds me I need another Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle. Love me some bones!

Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed

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Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed

Does your cat appreciate Gothic style? I know mine does. I have 3. My Goth gang. Word up yo! They will love this. Is this product crazy or awesome. I’m not sure, but I’m ordering one right now. This Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed is a stylish and dark resting place for your pet. It has a coffin shaped platform and even has a hanging spider they can play with and batt around. Spooky! I love it. You know your cat deserves one.

Just ask the Haunted Cat Tarot Deck if you don’t believe me. I get all of my answers by communing with the cat spirits. Yeah boi! I’m getting a Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed! well my cats are. It is purrrfect! The cat’s meow. The bees knees. You kitties are getting a Gothic gift, so be nice to me for once. No more jumping on me in the middle of the night. My scratches still haven’t healed. I’ll have to get you some kind of cemetery motif to display near this thing too. You can put all of your dead mice there, which would make a nice change from the bed or in my shoes. You cats are weird.

Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

May your garden rest in peace. These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will make your garden look like a cemetery. I don’t know who is buried there, but it’s probably Basil, Rosemary and Thyme to name a few. All will be remembered fondly. It is a great way to make your garden just a little creepier and you know we like that around here.

These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will look really good displayed with the Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter. Now that is a garden I can dig! See what i did there. I made a little garden joke. A very little one.