Wear this Cryptids Shirt and give everyone a sighting of some of the most famous cryptids ever. Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman, Loch Ness Monster, a Thunder Bird, Mothman, Chupacabra and many many more. This shirt makes cryptozoology classy! Look at that dude. He’s all like, yeah I’m rocking this shizz! They also have cryptid leggings, skirts, swimsuits and more here.
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Hairy Leg Printed Leggings – Ewww La La
Here’s another product that signals the fact that we are all doomed. Hairy Leg Printed Leggings. They are like the Nasty Chest Swimsuit we featured awhile back. Don’t ask me, I have no idea. You ever have one of those days where you shave all day and wonder why you never get smoother? Only to realize that you still have your hairy leggings on?
Women’s Dracula Tights
These Women’s Dracula Tights are tight son. You ladies are going to love them. Now, when you catch some guy checking out your legs, you can say, “Read a novel, why don’t ya.” Cuz that’s what they are doing. These are full of Dracula sketches and quotes. Plus they are so sexy. Any girl who wears these is an open book. Get it? Man, I crack myself up. What a novel idea. They come in several different color options. She git leggggs. She knows how to use them…. Is your name ZZ girl? Cuz I’m singing ZZ Top, but I’m checking out ZZ’s lower half.
Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings
I can see by your Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings that you have some nice bones baby. Wear them to your yoga class, to dinner… In fact wear them out cuz I love seeing ’em on you girl. What? You’re gonna wear them to the fancy dinner we have scheduled tonight with my boss? Seriously? No, I meant wear them out as in wear them all of the damn time cuz you look sexy. Don’t wear ’em out to dinner. What do you mean you are about to show me what the day of the dead is all about? Did you just threaten me with murder? Damn. Fine. wear ’em. I don’t care.
Melting Plastic Leggings
These Melting Plastic Leggings are going to be all the rage this year. And all the rage will be from my mom when I ruin my new white pants by having my buddy Shane throw red wax on my crotch so it can drip down. Also I’ll be stuck in these pants forever since my man-parts will be fused with the material. Worth it though, even if I have to run around in circles trailing smoke until I find a water bin to sit in to put the fire out.