This is a real leg slapper. Maybe even a knee slapper. Cuz if I see you wearing these Spiders Pantyhose, I’m gonna slap your knee and try to kill those spiders. But the first thing I’m gonna ask is, are those new pantyhose or have they just been laying around for a while in an abandoned house? Then decide from there how to proceed. Pretty sexy though, I have to admit. And I ain’t afraid to say that that’s a nice pair of legs. Looking smooth girl.
Tag: leggings
Medical Malpractice Pants
These Medical Malpractice Pants are a great way to let others know that you are a doctor who likes to drink before some shaky-handed surgery. Or maybe it lets people know that you have been worked on by that dude. Or that you just opened a shop in a dark alley and are taking clients. Practice/Malpractice… It’s all practice. That’s how you get better.
Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings
Stick your Edgar Allan Toes into these Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings. Your legs will be bare nevermore. Although, if I’m reading these macabre hieroglyphics correctly from top to bottom it actually says, “Edgar Raven Skull”. Which is a much cooler name. That’s what I’m gonna call him from now on. I’m also gonna drop this in casual conversation. “Great face. You have an Edgar Raven Skull, my good man!” See, this is why people think I’m weird. Cuz I am.
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Nice Hippocampus – Brain Scan Leggings
If you don’t like these Brain Scan Leggings, you need your brain examined. You at least need a cat scan. Then once we are certain you aren’t a cat, we will examine you more and find out what your malfunction is. These are perfect, cuz if you have nice legs, my brain is always on your thighs anyway. So that’s my brain right there times like 40. It’s okay cuz I’m a neurologist. Cuz I’m neurotic.
Nice Kraken! – Cthulhu Leggings
These Cthulhu Leggings put squishy and colorful tentacles all over your legs. They also accentuate your kraken if you know what I mean. *Checks myself out in the mirror.* Do these leggings make my Cthulhu look huge? No? Good. Gotta say, that shot of them head on kinda makes your lady parts look ferocious. I was gonna flirt with ya, but no effin way! My sea ship doesn’t need to be attacked by your she serpent!
On another note, everyone makes such a big deal out of Cthulhu, but he puts his pants on one tentacle at a time just like the rest of us. I ain’t impressed. Okay, I am impressed by just how many legs his pants actually have. And that when he wears them he looks like a spiky pufferfish with many arms.