There’s nothing better than seeing your own reflection framed by a pair of skeletons just hanging around as if they’re admiring your beauty. And why wouldn’t they? That is one beautiful man-face if I do say so myself. I just realized that this Mirrored Skeleton Candle Holder would have the candle obscuring my face, but that’s okay, I’m secure enough in my good looks that no one can hold a candle to me. I don’t mean to wax on about it. Let me just light that candle and have one more look. Gotta lean in close and get a good gander. AHHHHH. IT BURNS! IT BURNS! And now you have heard the story of how I came to have a profession where I don’t need to show my face. Cuz now I have a face that’s only good for blogging and radio. Let this be a cautionary tale about unrestrained vanity and a man who peered too close to the sun for one last glimpse of perfection. JK I look effin beautiful. I make my livin’ off this face. I let blind people feel it so they can orgasm. True story.
Tag: mirror
Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror
Time to get creepy and creative peeps. Today we’re gonna learn how to Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror. Pro tip: It takes more than just dipping a mirror in black paint and slapping a dead bird skull on top, although I have to admit, that would look pretty sweet too. But this actually takes work and stuff, some crafting skills and a willingness to end up with a sweet Gothic mirror that will impress everyone. If you make this let us know in the comments. I love Gothic style. Also love baroque, since I am always baroque anyway.
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Feel The Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror
This Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror looks pretty cool. I’ll just freshen myself up here and comb my hair, while I scare myself senseless cuz A. That mirror is creepy and I see myself within the skull and B. That scorpion now appears to be crawling on my mirror-face. In other words, I love it. By the way, did you hear the one about the scorpion who became a director? His name is David Pincher. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Cool Gothic Bat Mirror
So you’re in the bat cave doing your bat make-up… You need a Bat Mirror. If nothing else, it puts your face between a pair of bat-wings so you know what you look like as a Vampire. If you decide that you look good, go ahead and let a Vampire bite your neck. Plus, you will look good girl! You go with your bad and batty self.
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Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature
Mirror mirror on the- What the shuck! This Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature has a special place in my home so we can both be ugly in the mirror at the same time. I take that back. This mirror ain’t big enough for both our ugly. Now step aside before I break that long neck.
It is made with a skunk skull and Python vertebrae. So it is called a Skython. Or a slithering Snunk. On a different note, I don’t think I’m sober yet. Gonna come back and blog in an hour. I still won’t be sober, but I also won’t care. Kisses.