You try to steal my gold and I’ll cut yer damn hands off ya little bearded hoarder! I’m guessing that was the warning this Leprechaun was given shortly before his hands left his body. This little guy is never gonna touch a coin coin ever again. Is it just me or does the right hand look bigger? That must have been his luck leprechaun masturbation hand. That’s another thing he’s never gonna do again. And for that I actually feel sad for him. Those are some very unlucky leprechaun hands.
Tag: novelty
Hilarity Evolved – Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion
The Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion is an old classic updated for the modern age. It is a whoopee cushion that looks like the poop emoji. So when you put it on someone’s chair, they are not only going to make a fart noise so you can point and laugh, they are also sitting on poop. Now that’s what I call some high tech, modern innovation. It’s a gag that never gets old. It just gets more poop themed.
Let’s Rock – Cute Black Lodge Twin Peaks Skirt
That show you like is going to come back in style. Let’s rock! This Cute Twin Peaks Skirt has the pattern from the floor of the black lodge. You ladies are going to look super sexy in this skirt. Like Dale Cooper, I also like to visit the black lodge, so maybe you can let me in and we can have a good time. It’s cool, I brought my own doppelganger. That guy looks nothing like you. He’s just wearing a paper mask of your face. Yeah, unlike David Lynch I had some budgetary constraints.
Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Lawn Statue
Looks like we have some gnome-napping action happening here. I’ve seen this before. They are gonna tie that garden gnome up in some dark basement and demand a ransom from some old lady in a moo-moo whose life isn’t complete with her garden gnome. Gargoyles and gnomes are natural enemies, despite the fact that one sticks to the garden and the other perches on roof corners. Man, I hope the lady pays the ransom and they don’t off that gnome as an example. Bigfoot also likes to kidnap gnomes.
Weird Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers
Door stoppers? More like heart stoppers. Am I right guys? High Five. No? Okay whatevs. Of course, I’ve always been a butt man. That’s not just the name I use to stop crime in my neighborhood. It’s also a preference. These Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers are gonna look awesome in my house. And since I usually kick my door stoppers into place under the door, this is gonna be extra fun. I can’t wait to kick those beach babe butts right in the bikini bottom. Get in there and stop my door you lazy beach bum!