The You’ve Created a Monster! Dress-Up Magnet Set lets you create a monster worthy of a mad scientist. Create your monsters, put them on your fridge or any other metal surface, then wait for lightning to strike and bring them to life. It’s alive! It’s alive! You can make your own horror story with these cool magnets.
Some parts include: Giant Squid, Harpy, Dragon, Vampire Bat, Count Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, with even more monster heads, bodies, and accessories. Mix and match them to make something horrible. Then display it for all to see.
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Tentacles Of Terror – Kraken Bookends
I really need to get kraken on my reading. Get it? These Kraken Bookends will help me keep my books organized. Look at that tentacle just attacking that ship and breaking it in half. I bet he flexed his tentacle muscles afterward too, like “Yeah son! That’s what’s up! You just got krakalacka kracked! Boo-Ya!”
Gross Ear Magnet
Does your fridge have gross ears? It will now, thanks to this Gross Ear Magnet. Is that a zit? Or some other disease? I wanna pop it so it squirts everytime I open the fridge. I’m talking one of those long distance squirts that gets all over the bathroom mirror. Maybe I’ll talk into it before I open the fridge. “You better have two slices of pizza and some fried chicken in there or I will box your ears!”
Crazy Larva Mutant
Damn son! You ugly! Real nice. Real mature giving me the finger x6. You are the craziest Larva Mutant I’ve ever seen. What’s up with the area between your stubby arms? It looks like your abdomen is smiling. Twice! And are those three sets of bellybutton pairs? Looks like you have an ugly alien head too. That’s what I thought. Oh well. Nice getting to know you. Now it is time to kill you with fire! No stop squirming. It’s disgusting. It’s all icky and nasty.
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Donald Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair
Wave your Trump flag proudly with this cool Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair. You can comb it, watch it wave in the breeze, pet it and keep it as a pet, put some bows in it, or a hair clip, give him some dreads… The possibilities are endless. Let’s make T-shirts great again. Look at that luxurious mane just blowing in the wind. That’s some Fabio shizz right there. This is gonna be yuuge!
Video below.
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