Be chilled nevermore! The Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Infinity Scarf will keep you warm around your neck. I call this look the Edgar. You’ll be rocking the Edgar. You’ll be so stylin’ you’ll have to call the fashion Poelice. That’s pronounced po-lease, not poe-lice just so we’re clear. Lice ain’t no joke. Neither are crabs, but that’s another story. So creepy and couture! You might also like the Edgar Allan Poe Wallet.
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Crazy Gross Zombie Skull Leather Backpack
Familyskiners have done it again. I have no idea how many family members they’ve skinned but whatevs. Look at this crazy Zombie Skull Leather Backpack they created. Kinda looks like a bulldog zombie if ya ask me. You know what they say, when life throws zombies at you you don’t make lemonade, you make a zombie backpack out of their head.
Cool Gothic Spider Web Choker Necklace
Holy Black Widow! This Gothic Spider Web Choker Necklace is all creepy and crawly and webby. It takes up your whole damn neck. Them spiders just dug in and now you are infested. I think I just found Spider-Man’s future wife. The spiders are flexible so you can position them how you want. Maybe you want them crawling on your shoulder, maybe you want them marching toward your boobs. It’s up to you. Damn, you gonna look sexy girl. Sexy, sassy and spidery. Reminds me of the Embroidered Spider Web necklace.
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Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook
Ohhhh so tenta-cool. This Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook is so shiny and so tentacle-y. I would draw in this thing all day long. Draw a blank! Cuz I’m not really that creative. Just beware. The eye in the center sees everything. So, you know, turn it away when you touch your peen and stuff. Just a thoughtful tip.
Skeleton Bones Bracelet
*Looks at the skeleton* Damn son! What did you do to get all drawn and quartered on that wrist? No bones about it, you in trouble. Bent all backwards and looking like you’re screaming and going for a terrifying ride. Ladies, this is one hell of an accessory. Tells everyone you mean business. This Skeleton Bones Bracelet is a bone-a-fide hit. I would say it’s hip, but it’s more hip bone. I made a funny. Cuz I hit my funny bone.