Just because it is the Day of the Dead, that doesn’t mean that you have to be chilled like a corpse. Warm your neck with this cool Day of The Dead Scarf. Dia de los Muertos bitches! You stylin’ in your skull scarf girl. Skulls and roses. That’s the only way to roll. You gonna look so sexy girl! Dia de los fashion! *finger snaps everywhere* I promise not to do that again. I’m really a manly man. *Screams* I’m late for my chorus rehearsal.
Tag: odd
Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer
This is the best cocktail I’ve ever had. What’s the secret? Why, this handy Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer of course. It is especially awesome if the cocktail is red, cuz it looks like blood coming out of the skull. No bones about it, this thing makes a killer cocktail.
Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover
Slip this Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover over your journal and then question whether that makes your journal a serial killer or not. I’m still not sure, but I’m watching my journal close. Going undercover as it’s friend to see if I can catch a predator. Hey waz up journal? Slip me some skin. Ewww! Too literal dude. No, I ain’t wearing a wire.
Ouija Board Coffee Table and 4 Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Coffee Table is cool and all, but every time a spirit has something to say, one of the planchettes knocks my coffee over. Then I ask, “Are you done?” and it hovers over the word NO. Seriously? It seems to be okay with me drinking wine and spirits though. This table comes with 4 planchette coasters so your drinks can be carried around the table like a cat riding a roomba. Every time you try to grab one it slides away cuz it’s trying to spell out Pepsi cuz it disagrees with your soda choice. What the hell man.
Might as well have planchette races with this table and bet on which one delivers the message first. Of course the good thing about a Qija board table is that you can use food too. Drop an onion ring and watch it slide around spelling out words. Drop some spaghetti and watch as the pasta becomes letters. Spooky.
Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap
This Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap gives you one towel for Mrs F and one towel for Mr F. Oh, and you get a cool Frankenstein soap too. Obviously your Mrs. F is gonna complain as soon as you get these dirty and you’ll say, “Isn’t that what they’re for?” Then she’ll smack you and throw them in the washer. Isn’t love great?