Knock knock. Who’s there? My. My who? My eye is killing me everytime you open that door! This Eyeball Door Knob lets you get a nice big handful of eyeball when entering a room. It’s an oddball and an eyeball. Who owns this thing? The eyes. The eyes have it. I’m getting this and naming it Iris. It’s perfect for an observatory if you know what I mean.
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Savage World Horror Action Figures
You know those horror movie icons you love? They buff! They been gettin’ some gains son. Hittin’ that gym. These Savage World figures make your horror favorites like Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Micael Myers and Pinhead look jacked baby! He-Man meets Horror-Man.
Cryptid Tarot Cards
These Cryptid Tarot Cards will reveal your fortune. OMG! Ask me about my love life!
Ok. I see a tall dark stranger.
OMG! Is he rich?
No. He’s very hairy and he has big feet.
Does he have money?
No, but he has a hut made of sticks and everything outside is his toilet. You’ll be happy.
Gothic Black Spider Web Rug
I love this Gothic Black Spider Web Rug. But I already have one. You know how I got mine? Neglect and spiders. It’s easy when you never vacuum. Or sweep. Or mop. Hmmm. I just realized I’m living on about 2 inches of dirt. Some weeds are starting to grow. I’d love to be a kid and play a game of “the floor is hot lava” on this except rename it, “the floor is full of spiders”. Icky! I’m never leaving the couch again.
Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop – Not A Good Idea
You know those old ant farms people used to have on their desks? Yeah, me either. That’s because they were a bad idea. Because what if it breaks and they get loose? The Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop is the same thing only if it breaks, they eat your house up around you. This is homelessness on your desktop right here. Bad idea.