These Pizza Leggings from Etsy seller eatmeclothing(Hey, what’d you say to me) are cheesy and hot. My two favorite food things. Girl, you got some fine pizza legs! Why don’t you put one slice in front of the other and c’mon over here. nom nom nom. Hey, these just taste like leggings! Sorry about all the holes. I’ll patch those with pepperoni if you want. I think I have some sausage around here too. Now, where is that needle and thread? No, you’ll be alright. Just stay away from stray dogs.
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Pizza Dragon: A Song Of Cheese And Fire
When you order this awesome Pizza Dragon, he flies to your house in a half hour or less, or he’s free. Free to set your face on fire, while he drips flaming grease and pepperoni from his wings like the vengeful winged stuffed-scale crust pizza demon that he is.
That gives me an awesome idea for a pizza chain. I’m gonna raise baby pizza dragons. I’ll raise some pepperoni, some with other toppings. They don’t even need to go into the oven since they practically cook themselves. Best of all I won’t need drivers. Just pay for your Dragon-Pizza and it gets set free so it can fly to your house. I would get rave reviews too:
“By the time I caught the thing I had third degree burns and melted cheese all over my house and now I’m undergoing throat surgery since it’s saucy blood was like lava.”
“It was OK, but my wife and Khaleesi is the Mother of Dragons. She was pretty pissed when she found out what we were eating.”
“The sausage was all carbon and ash by the time it got here. Then it ate my cat, which sucked, however, it immediately grew new bits of sausage all over it’s cheesy skin between the wings… with bits of fur in it. At least I didn’t have to bury my animal. Thanks Pizza Dragon!”
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Custom Domino’s Pizza Noid Mech Figure
I know I’m supposed to avoid the Noid because he just wants to ruin my pizza by crushing it or making it cold, but I just can’t resist this awesome custom figure from KodykoalaToys, maker of all kinds of cool customs.
Remember when they had that rule about delivery in 30 minutes or your pizza is free? Good times. The trick to free pizza in those days was to order from a pay phone outside of the Domino’s shop and then pour sugar in the driver’s gas tank. Then when they go to use another car you block that one in. After that you run around the parking lot in your Noid costume and act crazy. The driver will run back inside because everyone fears the Noid. Steal a car and park it on the sidewalk so it blocks the door. By now at least 15 minutes have passed. The police are almost here. They will arrive in a minute and take their time questioninging the workers. Flip everyone the bird and laugh maniacally. Then go home and await your free pizza and an apology. Ah memories.
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Inflatable Pizza Chair
This Inflatable Pizza Chair is a slice of heaven that looks like a slice of pepperoni pizza. This is the true meaning of the phrase “comfort food”. Hey, I would sleep in a bed of mac and cheese if it’s comfortable. The macaroni would be the mattress, letting you sink down just enough so that the warm cheese enfolds as a wet gooey blanket that you can lick all night.
Anyway, this slice of pizza looks super comfy. It might be just what I need. Hey, did you wet yourself again? Hell no, I’m a big boy now. Really? What’s that spot? That’s just pizza grease. Totally normal.
Pizza Cat iPhone Case
Cats and pizza. These two things fuel the internet. No human can resist either. Now you can have both on one convenient iPhone case for your iPhone 4, iPhone 5 and iPhone 5C. I can haz pizza cat case? Yes, you can. Why is it cute when a cat sticks his head through a slice, but when I stick my head through a whole pie I’m an A-hole?