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Creepy Garden Skull

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Creepy Garden Skull

I don’t know about you, but sometimes people dig in their garden and they find some bones. It’s scary as hell. I just want to tend to my roses, not be a part of some investigation. Anyway, this Creepy Garden Skull is perfect if you actually want to creep up the garden. Just drop it among your flowers and your garden bed instantly becomes a lot cooler. I beg your pardon, I never promised you a skull garden…

It looks pretty authentic too. You know what they call that shocked feeling when you find a skull in your yard. Skully-osis. I’m pretty sure. I know about stuff like that. Just set this Creepy Garden Skull in your garden and then sit back and watch the neighbors talk. It’s fun. Speaking of cool garden and home accessories that are on the dark side, these Stained Glass Ravens are pretty sweet too.

Cryptid Field Sketchbook

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Cryptid Field Sketchbook

Ever been out in the field, when you spot the Jersey devil and you can’t even draw him cuz you left your sketchbook at home? We’ve all been there. Well, now you can get this Cryptid Field Sketchbook with drawing of cryptids already in it. I tried to draw Mothman once. The 2 wings just looked like a heart with a head attached. This cool Cryptid Field Sketchbook features creatures like the Ohio Grassman, the Flatwoods Monster, Jersey Devil, Mothman and many many more.

This is a much safer way to view cryptids. So you don’t have to worry about getting killed by an angry monster while simultaneously sketching. This sketchbook is full of awesome artwork. Just like these Cryptid Tarot Cards.

Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Holy Krampus. I always wanted my very own Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Now I can get one for my very own. Look at this guy. The ancient demonic force from the 2015 spooky Christmas film is looking scary indeed. Use it for your holiday horror display or year round. There’s no wrong way to display this terror. He also comes with plenty of cool accessories. To be honest, this looks like me before my first cup of coffee. Have your self a terrifying Christmas. Oh yes, you will.

I mean I already pack a 6 inch Krampus, if know what I mean ladies. I might as well get a Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Just for bragging rights you know. Although its not the size of the Krampus, it’s how you display him for the holidays. Also check out this Krampus Holiday Cards Set. Send a card to me. I’m lonely. Sigh. But at least I have old Krampy here. He never lets me down. He scares the hell out of me, but he never lets me down. Old Krampy. Haha. That’s what I used to call my exe wife once a month. i wonder why she left me.

Plague Doctor Lamp – Adorable Ambience

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Plague Doctor Lamp - Adorable Ambience

Plague doctor, plague doctor what’s all the fuss? Been waiting for 4 hours, draining out the pus. P doctor, where you been? 50 in the graveyard and more to go in. That’s a little song. Let’s just call that in progress. Anywho, check out this creepy and cool Plague Doctor Lamp. Isn’t that little guy adorable? He’s reading by lantern light. Probably brushing up on his bedside manner or something. Not that he needs to. This guy is cute as hell and you’ll feel better just knowing that he’s on the case.

He just makes me smile. This Plague Doctor Lamp is the perfect light to read by and if you feel ill, well the doctor is in. You can choose from several different lamp colors. It pairs well with this Plague Doctor Doll. I’m obsessed with both.

Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll – Macabre Mycelium

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Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll - Macabre Mycelium

I think I saw something like this Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll once when I was trippin’ balls. It taught me the ways of the forest and had me eat all of it’s friends. Man, I spent a year in the forest that weekend. Look at this gal with her deathly bonnet. This is what Tim Burton’s Little House on the Prairie looks like. Growing in the shade of a tree, just waiting for something to pass by so she can be all deadly.

Unlike these skull mushrooms, this Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll is deadly cute. Dare I say sexy? We would get along good, cuz I’m also a fun-guy. Did I hear one of you groan at that joke? Oh spore me! Like you could do better. Mycelium is better than your-celium.