What the shizz. Apparently these Devil Nuts are actually nuts and not demons crawling all over each other in the bowels of hell, like they look like. They are now the nuts of my nightmares. Not peanuts or walnuts, but deez nuts. They climbed their way up from hell so that you can eat them or do whatever the hell you do with demon nuts.
Tag: scary
Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue – Damn That’s Evil
Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits
Looking for a creepy model kit that’s easy to put together? One that is also a toy that you can play with and frighten yourself? Check out these cool Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits. Open the lid on this casket and you’ll find a snarling vampire leering at you. Close it, open it again and he’s changed into a harmless skeleton. Close and open it again and the vampire’s back. What sorcery is this? I love these kinds of toys. I think I have to buy both and display these in my lair.
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Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza
Want so soul food bra? Oh man, I love soul food! Bring it on dude! Okay, here ya go! What the shizz! *pukes uncontrollably* What the hell is that? Soul food. Nightmare on Elm Street style!
This Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza lacks every good topping, but is instead topped with tormented souls. It’s battery operated, so the souls are animated. Plus it comes in a themed pizza box. Freddy sure knows how to serve up a piping hot pizza. Remind me never to hang out with him on Superbowl Sunday. Or ever! I’d hate to see his chicken wings.
Gothic Cameo Bat and Raven Necklaces
These Gothic Cameo Bat and Raven Necklaces are dark and awesome. They look like little windows to macabre worlds. Like you could step into an Edgar Allan Poe tale and get trapped inside. I mean, if you were tiny enough to step through which I am not. Gothically Gorgeous and magically delicious!