Not sure where Ebay seller Hookamonky is finding the items that they’re selling. From the looks of this ugly, worn out, chewed up and spit out 1,000 times monkey, I would have to say that the seller is scraping the bottom of the dumpster barrel. This thing is horrid! No wonder the monkey is crying. He doesn’t want to be put up on Ebay, being told to do a little money dance on top of a piano, shaking its money-maker for potential Ebay buyers. Read more “Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey”
Tag: sloppy seller
Change His Legal Name For Five Years
This guy wants you to change his legal name for five years. For advertising purposes. I say you pay the $12,000. and just make him look ridiculous. Below are some ideas.
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Foiled Again: The United States Of Fail
Most of the time we try to keep everything respectful here at Creepbay. We keep things funny, but we don’t ever cross the line and attack a seller or their items in a direct personal nature. However, that doesn’t mean that we won’t call them out on a Fail. Sometimes sellers are just so arrogant, the item so bad, or the seller so sloppy, we have to stand up and say something. (that’s why we have a sloppy sellers category. You have to hand it to Etsy seller g9sf. He/She certainly knows how to fail. And she breaks the mold as far as Sloppy Sellers are concerned.
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Hinges: The Psychotic Rat
More like unhinged. This literally slack-jawed and jacked up rat is crazy. As in psychotic. He’ll rip your face off man. He’s bloody. He’s violent. He’s…bloody violent!
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Post Apocalyptic Doll On Sled With Spinning Saw Blades Of Death
Let’s see, what do I have in the garage? There has to be something here I can sell on Etsy. Let me just put this doll on this sled and… Wait a minute. Hand me that gas mask. A little bit of wire. Those saw blades are awesome. Let’s use those. And make them really spin. People have way too many fingers anyway.
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