Ohhhh so tenta-cool. This Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook is so shiny and so tentacle-y. I would draw in this thing all day long. Draw a blank! Cuz I’m not really that creative. Just beware. The eye in the center sees everything. So, you know, turn it away when you touch your peen and stuff. Just a thoughtful tip.
Tag: strange
Skeleton Bones Bracelet
*Looks at the skeleton* Damn son! What did you do to get all drawn and quartered on that wrist? No bones about it, you in trouble. Bent all backwards and looking like you’re screaming and going for a terrifying ride. Ladies, this is one hell of an accessory. Tells everyone you mean business. This Skeleton Bones Bracelet is a bone-a-fide hit. I would say it’s hip, but it’s more hip bone. I made a funny. Cuz I hit my funny bone.
Warm Your Bones – Day of The Dead Skull Scarf
Just because it is the Day of the Dead, that doesn’t mean that you have to be chilled like a corpse. Warm your neck with this cool Day of The Dead Scarf. Dia de los Muertos bitches! You stylin’ in your skull scarf girl. Skulls and roses. That’s the only way to roll. You gonna look so sexy girl! Dia de los fashion! *finger snaps everywhere* I promise not to do that again. I’m really a manly man. *Screams* I’m late for my chorus rehearsal.
Bloody Kidney Soap
Lather up and bath in the blood of a kidney. Get nice and clean, yet feel dirty, like some surgeon working out of a back alley, who takes his bloody work home and washes his naughty bits with it. It’s Bloody Kidney Soap. Yay? Looks authentic.I wonder if it smells authentic. Probably not since you don’t want a soap that tastes like urine.
Baby Skull Tower Lamp
Hey look, a tower of baby skulls. That is also a lamp. Yes, this Baby Skull Tower Lamp is a tower of terror. Great to read by. As long as it’s a horror novel. And until all of these heads start talking to you. Like, “Hey whatcha reading?” or “Hang on I wasn’t done with that page yet!” It is the only acceptable way to have a tower of baby heads. If you’re into that sort of thing.