It’s the day of the dead. Dia De Los Muertos biatches. These Sugar Skull Necklaces are sugary and sweet. Also creepy and cool. They make me so hungry cuz they look like awesome candy colors. These are ceramic though so if they were in front of me there goes every tooth in my mouth, falling everywhere. More like Day of the dentist.
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Classic Horror Movie Actors Mugs
Look at these guys mugging it up for the camera. These Classic Horror Movie Actors mugs are pretty cool. You can choose from Lon chaney Phantom, Lon Chaney London after midnight, Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Bella Lugosi and Peter Cushing. You can have coffee with a different horror movie actor everyday. Have conversations with them even.
Papa Chongo Voodoo Skull Wall Sculpture
Papa Chongo is a cool ass name. This Papa Chongo Voodoo Skull Wall Sculpture is a cool ass sculpture. Papa Chongo in da house. Your house. Maybe my house.
I met Papa Chongo while exploring in the Congo.
He had himself two skulls that he played like bongos.
The man also liked his Chimi-chongos.
Liked to watch himself some Cheech and Chongo.
While fiddling with his dong-o.
The Heels Have Eyes – Monster Shoes – Peep Toe
I’ve had my eyes on these shoes for a long time. Looks like I ain’t the only one. Everybody’s got their eyes on these Monster Shoes. And they’re all googly. Just a bunch of googly eyes and teeth. Do you like ’em? I only ask cuz beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Really, you like ’em? Cool. The eyes have it. All eyes will be on you when you wear these. No, for real.
Crazy Alien Overlord Mask
This Alien Overlord Mask is pretty cool. It’s- Wait a damn minute! That’s that son of an Alpha Centauri that drugged me and took me on a UFO joyride that night, propping me up in the co-pilot’s seat like I’m god damn Weekend at Bernie’s, while he does donuts over some farmer’s field, making crop circles and throwing empties in the back of the UFO. I mean, I guess it was a fun time. Just wish I had had a choice.