Man, I love me some vintage scifi monsters. This Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure is awesome. Check out that veiny oversized brain and those vicious claws. I’m putting this one on my shelf. So scary. So cool. So mutated!
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Minions Zombie Plushes
There are many versions of the undead that you have to worry about, but none are as deadly and nasty as the dreaded Minions Zombie Plushes. They used to be cute. You used to let them into your home to play with your kids. Not anymore. Oh hell no! Ain’t no zombie minion gonna bite me and my family. You get a face full of shotgun. And you. And you. And you. Now for the beheading!
Elvira and Freddy Krueger Funko Cereal
What do we have here? It looks like Funko has revealed a new line of Funko Pop cereal, complete with in-box prizes. Each box of themed cereal will include a mini-Pop figure inside. I hope they have some activities on the box like mazes and stuff cuz it keeps me out of trouble. Some of our favorite people, like Elvira and Freddy Krueger, already have cereals planned. Check this out. When you add milk to the cereal it will give you a thematically creepy surprise. The Elvira cereal will turn spooky black, and the Freddy Krueger cereal will turn blood red! Nice!
The cereal will be sold through collectible stores and will go on sale in June of 2018.
via ihorror
3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell In Many Colors
Time to collect some 3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell. I can pose these guys by their downed UFO and put some army men around them. Relive that history that the government is trying to hide from us. Then I’ll wake up and discover I have missing time, and I’ll forget ever buying and playing with them. I love all of the colors cuz each color is a different rank of alien. The grey ones are the low guys on the totem pole. They have to do all the butt-stuff.
Alien Xenomorph Blood Splattered 8-Bit Pop! Vinyl Figure
How would you like to walk down a dark spaceship corridor and see this Alien Xenomorph staring at you? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind as long as he brought some doughnuts. I’d probably eat all of the doughnuts first and then scream. That’s just good manners when someone brings you a gift. At first, I saw all of the green on this figure and I’m like, “Is that boogers? It looks like boogers.” Then I remembered that aliens have green blood and I’m like, “Hmmm. I have flicked a lot of blood on my walls. Even by alien standards.”