Forget GI Joes and Star Wars figures. These Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures are the toys you need to be playing with. The set includes Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Kraken, Furry Trout, and Coelacanth. Man, I hope they release a UFO playset so I can have the aliens drop Bigfoot off to harass people.
Also gonna mix these with some Gangster action figures so I can pit the bloods against the Crypts… tids.
Look, it’s the abominable snowman. That’s not nice. I’m sure it’s not that bad. He can’t really be abominable. People are so mean. Anyway, this Yeti Ice Cube Tray Mold is going to give you some really chill mythical monsters. Are they really mythical though? I think not. These little monsters will chill your drink and look cute doing it too.
Bigfoot Playing Cards. Deal me in son! BAM! *Smacks cards on the table* Full house, Yetis high! Yeah, well I got a Sasquatch straight, which is better than a Sasquatch flush cuz we all know that Sasquatch don’t flush. And if he does, he just clogs the toilet. Deal ’em again. I may not have a good hand, but I got a “Big foot”. *Cackling laughter followed by the sound of a tooth falling onto the table.* Keep dealing. I’m having so many sightings I’m about to get my own Bigfoot show. Yuck yuck yuck!
You see how fun Bigfoot Playing Cards are? Forget hunting the dude and just enjoy a card game already.
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Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, Yowie, Skunk Ape, Turd Burglar… Whatever you call him, the elusive hairy mofo is the stuff of legend. And guess what? Legends get bottle openers in their likeness. Like this Sasquatch Metal Bottle Opener. Just put your cap in Bigfoot’s chest and pop that top. Then report the incident and no one will believe you. Because that’s what Bigfoot does. He makes you look like an A-Hole. Thanks a lot you hairy, smelly freak.
Hey Yeti can you give me a hand? Thanks. And gross. This Mummified Yeti Hand still has a bunch of hair attached above the wrist. There isn’t any shots of the palm so we don’t know if he was a chronic pee-pee toucher or not, but my theory is that they all are, cuz that’s why they’re so hairy. Dude could definitely use some moisturizer.