I see J.J. Abrahams new Star Wars is in full swing. Nice choice merging Han with a Tauntaun. Just needs Jar Jar on top whipping him forward. Now they smell bad AND shoot first. This Han Solo “HanTaun” action figure is…OK, I’m not going to pretend this is anything other than f**ked up. Those eyebrows will insure that it roams the wintry expanse of my nightmares.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Igor Marty Feldman Head From Young Frankenstein: It’s Abby-Normal
Today is your lucky day if you want to own a replica of Marty Feldman’s face as Igor from Young Frankenstein. Do you want to own it? Yes master I do. Then go and buy it from Etsy seller STUDIOLABORATORIO51. Quickly Igor before it sells out! Yes master!
Check out the bonus video of thing below, complete with it’s own soundtrack.
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Twisty the Clown Hard Replica Mask
This handmade Twisty The Clown mask will let you cosplay as that lovable serial killing kook from this year’s American Horror Story. Everybody’s like, “He’s just misunderstood…blah blah blah…Isn’t Jessica Lange just brilliant?”
Fun fact about Twisty. He earned his name in the bread factories of 1950s America, where he was responsible for tying the bag off with twist ties. During his early clown days he would make animals out of twist ties and hand them to little children who would prick their fingers and bleed, before ingesting them to create jobs for the local hospitals.
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Ctrl Alt Deli: Deli Keyboard
Every time I have a sandwich it ends up all over my keyboard anyway. I might as well just get this Deli Keyboard, so it all blends in and looks clean. I hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sorry, keep meaning to vacuum the lettuce out from under the h key. I made a rap song about it.
My CAPS LOCKS are due to cold cuts,
The mess around the keyboard drives me nuts.
My Ctrl keys are hard salami,
Type real fast get a Mayonnaise tsunami.
You wanna type a letter,
Better chip away dat cheddar,
Keyboard clogged like “Damn Son”,
What you expect, I like ham son!
Shoulda bought a Dell, but instead I got a deli.
Ladies like damn son, hide that belly.
Word
SAW Reverse Bear Trap
Wow. I hope that guy can unlock that Saw reverse bear trap in time so it doesn’t rip his jaws open. I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of scary puppets that make me play games. Well, unless it’s Go Fish. Love that game. Still trying to master it though. I think I made it into the National semi finals this year. Fingers crossed. Those kindergarten kids are gonna poop themselves. No, at least some of them really will.
Anyway, this prop from the Saw movies can be yours for $400.00. It’s totally safe. Meaning it won’t rip your jaws apart, but it does weigh 5 pounds so it will be a pain in the neck.