Kuato. He’s like Chucky, but more grotesque and baby-like. Now you can have Kuato on your very own stomach for $149.99. This thing is giving me ulcers and stomach pains just looking at it. I feel like I have my own Kuato bursting out of my gut. You know what? That was just my noon burrito. Ever since lunch I’ve been the star of my own movie called bloatal recall. Oh the pain! Make sure you click through for a super special treat.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Color Photo Of Painted Bananas Spooning
This s**t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Too bad we missed this color photo of painted bananas. In bed and spooning. I know what they just did! Someone made the banana-beast with 2 backs. High five bro.
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D And D Critical Hit: Demon And Dinosaur Fetuses
The Ebay seller doesn’t say, but it seems like this pair shared the same womb. Probably had an epic smackdown in there too, here it was all Dino vs. Demon, where demon wing slaps got deflected by a dino tail and they clawed at each other like pansies, until they both fell asleep crying.
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Zombie Gnomes Feast On Pink Flamingos
Cry havoc and let slip the gnomes of war! These little pointy-hatted bastards are ferocious. Like happy little waddling Piranha. Everything is calm and tranquil in the yard. The sun is caressing your petunias. The sprinklers lazily water the lawn and recede. A bird twitters and drinks from a fountain. The morning dew still glistens on the brows and beards of decorative gnomes in your garden. Suburbia is tranquil today… Until you set out a pink flamingo on your lawn and walk back into your humble abode.
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Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector
This creepy doll comes from the collection of Ebay seller Animaltalk 2012.The seller says that her family isn’t happy about her large collection of haunted dolls, so she has decided to find new homes for them on Ebay. This particular doll has very high EMF readings, which the seller shows proof of in photos and also in a very creepy video. The seller states, “That it is very important if you claim that your dolls are haunted (or have energy levels) that you are able to show it, so you can see what exactly you are purchasing.” Read more “Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector”