Autopsy Necklace: I Don’t Think It Was Natural Causes

autopsy necklaceAt last! Jewelry for coroners. This autopsy necklace doesn’t yield any clues about the cause of death. It just sort of hangs on your chest and shows that you aren’t afraid to wear some internal organs around your neck.
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Star Wars Jesus Dress-up: The Fashion Of The Christ

Star Wars Jesus dress-up toyI’m not sure if Jesus is a fan of Star Wars or not. I mean he did give us the awesomeness that is the original trilogy. Then again, he also gave us Jar Jar Binks. Well, whether he is a fan or not, you can dress your lord and savior in Star Wars gear with this Star Wars Jesus Dress-up Set.
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Get Cleaned Up, Creeped Out: Flying Spaghetti Monster Vegan Soap

spaghetti monster soapThis Flying Spaghetti Monster soap is an amazing rasta-pasta at a supa low costa. Only $6. It is even Vegan. It looks like two worms grabbing a wad-full of dirt. Because that’s what worms do. They eat dirt and poop it out of their butts.
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Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan

glue monsterYou’ve seen the haunted dolls, haunted mirrors, haunted clothing and haunted dybuk boxes, but I bet you haven’t seen haunted glue…let alone, haunted glue that has been sculpted by lord Satan’s own hands. (or would that be by his hooves?) It appears to us that this seller has been sniffing too much glue and seeing trippy things…but don’t let our expert yet jaded opinion get in the way of your investigations into the case of “The Mysterious Demon Glue”. Read more “Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan”