Everything we feature is creepy. Sometimes it is creepy because it is scary. Sometimes it is creepy because the seller is sloppy(Maybe they laid it out all over their floor which is covered in dog hair or the seller showed their nasty crusty feet in the pic). Sometimes the item is creepy because the seller is running a scam. Sometimes things are creepy AND cool. And that’s what this giant Cthulhu plush toy is.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
It’s Not A Good Day To Be Rat Man
All he wanted was a little snack. A little nosh. Just some crumbs to get him through the day, while he creeps around inside of your walls. He grew too confident in those last days. He was too carefree as food was getting plentiful. Someone had dropped a bunch of potato chip crumbs and he was living large. Now he’s just…Another rat man in a trap.
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Chew On This: Giant Mr. Gross Mouth
Giant Mr. Gross Mouth is here to scare all of the kiddies away from the harmful effects of smokeless tobacco. (Drugs are bad..Mmmmkay?) If you don’t know what the heck “smokeless” tobacco is, it’s that brown stuff you see rednecks cramming in between their cheek and gums. Every now and then, they have to spit on the ground(Or on the floor in a home). I think spitting at bugs might be an age old redneck sport.
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Chickenhead Barbie Doll
Don’t miss your chance to get this chickenhead Barbie doll for $8.99 from Ebay seller tjsbicycles. They should have stuck to bicycles.
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Zit Stitches Cuff Bracelet
No amount of Clearasil is going to cure the funk you have on your wrist if you wear this zitty, stitchy, presumably puss-filled acne superpowered cuff bracelet.
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