We have seen our share of crap taxidermy here at Creepbay. Now experience Crap Taxidermy the coffee table book. This is a collection of the strangest and weirdest taxidermy from crappytaxidermy.com. That’s right, it’s a website in book form. Because why the hell not? I know some squirrels that still don’t have the internet. They might want to know about this.
This is 96 full-color pages of taxidermy that is crap. It also includes a “Stuff Your Own Mouse” lesson.
How’s this for a creepy centerpiece? Only on Etsy could you stick a doll’s head between two candles and call it a centerpiece. Maybe for dinner in hell. If you ever find yourself in the fiery depths of hades, you are sure to see this centerpiece on some table so that the likes of Hitler and Josef Mengele can admire it as they eat bowl after steaming bowl of s**t soup for all eternity.
I for one don’t need any demented Toddlers and Tiaras on my dinner table. Can you imagine the foul demons this thing would summon when lit up? Now I’m gonna have nightmares.
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I should get this weird cat cleaning itself plush sculpture to show my cat how messed up she looks when she is doing kitty yoga and licking herself all over like she’s a friggin’ ice cream cone. It’s just rude. You don’t see me lifting my leg up and licking my flabby nerd body in front of company. No. I wait until I’m alone to do that stuff because I know it’s f***ing weird.
This thing is 16 inches tall and looking pretty creepy with no damn eyes at all. No way I would let this in my house. This cat’s ready to give himself more licks than the Tootsie Pop owl and will probably finish off with a great big bite too.
Click through for more pics, including one where this cat is doing his thing outside for the neighbors to see. No damn shame!
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If you want to look like a spiky Pokemon(And who doesn’t?) check out this Pastel Stud Vest. Then ask yourself why everyone is keeping their distance. Maybe because they don’t want to get impaled by your pastel rainbow of spikes.
On the upside, this will teach your cat to stay off of your clothes.
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Something tells me that this Mel Gibson doll is not officially endorsed by the star. Whoever made this guy is a true Lethal Weapon of a crafter. To paraphrase Mel from the epic movie Braveheart, “They can take our likeness, but they can never take our freedom!”