This Coin Cavity Purse will try to bite you every time you put change in or take change out. Plus obsessive compulsives will have to brush and floss these pearly whites every time they open it. That’s a nice set of chompers. You know how you hate that old lady who is always holding up the checkout line cuz she’s paying in change? Now you can be that person, except others won’t be pissed off at you, they’ll be scared. Of you and for you. And I don’t blame them.
Category: Creep Wear
Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf
Dangle some horror stories from your neck and keep warm my literary peeps. The Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf will keep your neck all cozy and safe from vampires. It features book covers for Frankenstein, The Canterbury Ghost, Dracula, The turn of the Screw and more. Look awesome while showing off your love of classic horror.
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Beautiful Black Raven Brooches
Before we get into these Black raven Brooches, I have to brooch the subject. That subject? Ravens. Also, I witnessed a murder guys. A murder of ravens. It’s a murder of crows you idiot! Shut up! You don’t know what I murdered. Oops! This doesn’t count as a confession does it? I think you might be right. They were crows. How many did you murder? Not sure. I’ll need to enlist the help of a band to find out. Huh? Counting crows… I hate you! Really? Every else is raven about me! Kill me!
These Spider Socks Are Making Me Itchy
Spider Socks. Directed by Quentin Tarantula-Tarantino. A horror double feature for your feet, without all of the gratuitous violence of his other movies. Just looking at these socks is making me itchy. I keep looking at my feet. All clear so far. No land-crabs in sight. I gotta stop being so paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that spiders aren’t out to get you. Get you and bite you. Rub their hairy creepy legs all over your skin… Yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Coffin Belt Buckle With A Good Looking Corpse
I can’t think of a better way to death-cessorize, than to wear this cool Coffin Belt Buckle. I don’t know if this chick is a vampire or if she just met an unfortunate end, but she looks good. The coffin even has a little window so she can look out and enjoy the scenery aka dirt. That is one sweet belt buckle peeps.