This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!
Category: Creep Wear
Bare-Bones Costume – Skeleton Lace Poncho
This Skeleton Lace Poncho is perfect for lazy people like me, who are too lazy to make a proper Halloween costume. Just wear this lightweight lace poncho over your clothes. One size fits all. It turns you into a skeleton, with skulls, and cobweb designs too. Just put it on and go get that sweet candy! I hope you get a ton of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Cuz I want ’em!
Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress – Here Comes The Bride
This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.
A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt
This A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt is a handy shirt for the traveller. It lets you know what to call Bigfoot in different areas of the world, as well as how they differ in appearance. So if you run into one, you can quickly identify it. I usually just identify it as “Holy s**t! Did you see that huge motherf**ker?”
Not as classy as this Bigfoot Shirt, but still.
Un-Happy Hour Skirt Is A Real Monster Mash
This Un-Happy Hour Skirt is full of monsters getting their drink on in some bar in Transylvania. Looks like a fun time. I have only one question. What does a mummy have to go through to take a s**t? Do you have to unwrap your entire body just to expose your mummy-butt so you can take a dump? Or do they have a convenient set of butt-bandages that open like a flap? Also, do they wipe with their own bandages or use TP? So many questions.
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