Wear this Cryptids Shirt and give everyone a sighting of some of the most famous cryptids ever. Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman, Loch Ness Monster, a Thunder Bird, Mothman, Chupacabra and many many more. This shirt makes cryptozoology classy! Look at that dude. He’s all like, yeah I’m rocking this shizz! They also have cryptid leggings, skirts, swimsuits and more here.
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Category: Creep Wear
Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket
Damn that sh*t is stylish! It works the runway and folks runaway! This Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket ate up that woman’s entire torso. I bet it won’t stop until it eats up those dolphin-toe shorts. She looks like she’s in a police lineup next other normally dressed perps and hearing some dude say, “Yeah, that’s the furry motha f**ker right there!” Monster torso is all the rage this year. And every year obviously.
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Furry Terminator Wolf-Thing Mask
I have no idea what furries get up to, but if I were ever gonna join their fur-filled games, I would totally rock this Furry Terminator Wolf-Thing Mask. First it comes from the furry future to kill you. Then in the sequel it’s all like, “Come with me if you want to fur”. Well, I don’t want to, but what the shizz. I’m in. Is rubbing up against other furry things required cuz that just seems weird to me. Also I chafe easily. It is? Cool I guess. Is this all a prank? I can’t see how grinding a polar bear is helping to defeat Skynet.
Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top
Wow. Check out this Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top. That skeleton really has his hands full huh? With boobs. And so the magical power of boobs makes his bony hands glow. Isn’t nature beautiful? I wanna say that a skeleton snuck up behind her and said BOO! But he probably said BOOBS instead. Ladies, you owe it to yourselves to highlight your assets with this awesome tank top.
Classy Cryptids – Mythical Creature Necklaces
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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